Mug-tache

A moustache that is thin, patchy and/or very ugly that makes the bearer of said moustache look like a mug

Teen 1: Look man I think I'm getting a moustache!
Teen 2: It looks shit, you definitely have a mug-tache

by Tom691738 July 18, 2018

tache rash

the rash recieved when kissing a moustache-wearing person. 'tache' being an abrieviation for moustache.

that guy gave me a really bad tache rash last night

by the tache-less December 21, 2010