teed

From the action verb Tee Off. What it has come to represent is a haberdasher's excuse to tying one on. When one is teed, they can't "hit one straight" and tend to slice off to the right of smashed.

Matt Garvey is teed... we can understand what he is saying.

by cheeba April 8, 2005

Teed

1) A tedious person
2) One that makes annoying, pointless and unfunny comments

"Why is it that you never see white dog poo anymore?"
"Why are you such a TEED?"

by Norts January 11, 2009

Teedub

A combination of a gym meathead and a pretty boy.

Here comes another teedub on the squat rack. Be sure not to mess up his hair.

by ABBMAN January 12, 2013

teedo

A thot that loves to trap

a wild teedo in its natural habitat eating leaves

by kohzaybreh April 27, 2014

Teed

A small kitten's vagina.

I'd love to put my scrote all over some gnarly teed.

by Nay Nay September 18, 2006

Teedles

when you stick your tits in someones ass and achieve dingleberries on your niphairs

woops! your ass left me with a couple teedles.

by Chape March 30, 2010

Teed

1) A tedious person
2) One that makes annoying, pointless and unfunny comments

"Why is it that you never see white dog poo anymore?"
"I don't know. Why is it that you are such a TEED?"

by Norts February 6, 2008