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syrupboarding

One of the many forms of torture used by the Canadian government in the interrogation and punishment of prisoners. Syrupboarding (called "maple syrup torture" in the 16th century and used to test the witchiness of witches) involves holding a person down in a vat of 100% pure Canadian maple syrup. The syrup makes it impossible to breathe and the person feels as if they are about to drown; simultaneously, the thick, viscous sweet fluid constantly bombarding their senses slowly brings them to gustatorial ecstasy. In the end, the prisoner experiences wildly contradictory feelings of panic and bliss, thus freaking them out to the extent that they will do just about anything to avoid more delicious, delicious torture.
The RCMP uses syrupboarding to promote democracy worldwide.
by A concerned canadian citizen September 7, 2012
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synopposism

A word or phrase whose logical opposite is actually a synonym.
The term "inside-out" is a synopposism. The logical opposite of "INside OUT" would be "OUTside IN".
However, they both describe the same condition.
by David Weingarten December 10, 2008
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syruped

When you go to a diner and get syrup on your arm or clothing from a table that has not been properly cleaned.
I got syruped at that divey breakfast joint.
by Sr__Pedro December 26, 2016
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Syrogellardfause

(Sigh-row-gel-ARD-fAwS)

Syrogellardfause is when one's breath is SO hot, it can wipe out a nation. This rare joke is barely used when talking about someone's breath(Never really was used at all tbh). To remove your name from the title of having Syrogellardfause, you need to get 10 kills in Fortnite under 5 min. If you do not succeed in doing this process correctly, then you will (jokingly) have Syrogellardfause type 2. Apparently, this "word" was seemed to be gotten of of a crossword puzzle, thus turning it into a joke.
Aleer- "Hey, look! That's Sharquesha!"
Quinton- "Dang! Can you stop talking? Yo' breath STANK! I think you have Syrogellardfause!"
by I_Like_Turt1es March 14, 2019
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Syrup Job

When you put syrup in a persons butt hole and lick it out.(often a sexual thing)
Yoo I just gave Azian a syrup job!
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styropyro

An insane man on the internet who builds lasers strong enough to take out planes, also makes death circuits, takes care of moths, teaches a jujitsu class, messes with Tesla coils, chases storms, and has a chemistry degree. All for YouTube and his own entertainment.
Benjamin Dover: Yo have you seen styropyro?

Richard Succer: Yeah dude he's crazy!
by Scottscrab October 31, 2021
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SprÖPO

Probably the best group in the world.

If SprÖPO would do Phösning they would do the best Phösning in the world.

Many Spröps have been awesome, but the most awesome Spröps so far is SprÖFA, aka Absolute SprÖPO including the wannabes.
Wow, they did Osqvik almost as good as Absolute SprÖPO!
by Lisa aka Carl March 10, 2010
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