Syphilis Seth

A person with a virtual STD otherwise known as I never get off of Facebook Syndrome.

My roommate is such a Syphilis Seth he never turns his stupid computer off.

by $Dolla $ D. $ Milli.$ October 26, 2009

syphilisified

The status of having syphilis. Even though it is treatable, the damage is irreversible. Be careful your penis may fall off.

Ps. It is highly contagious. Commonly found in immortal human being and James Bond. Watch out bitches!

James Bond has been syphilisified.

Oh! Snap! That bitch be totally fucking syphilisified.

by wochebok October 8, 2014

syphilis tsunami

A golden shower from a dirty hooker.

Who doesn't love a good syphilis tsunami?

by TheFuckingLizardKing September 19, 2017

national syphilis day

the day we celebrate national syphilis day is april 27. we celebrate the disease our friends with syphilis have well living their best lives

HAPPY NATIONAL SYPHILIS DAY

by iwantaids May 30, 2018

Syphilis

A sexually transmitted disease. Usually found from sleeping with dirty women.

Matt Jannsens had sex with some hog (ashley nutting) and contracted Syphilis. Word.

by xB00-RADLEYx September 23, 2009

snyphillis

The common cold when spread through sexual intercourse.

Dude, I didn't wear a mask while having sex with that chick last night...I think I might have got snyphillis.

by brayyyyyyyy March 19, 2010

syphilis

What you know you have when your Wasserman test comes back positive.

I don't need no Wasserman test for syphilis, all I gots is what the doctor says is paresis.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003