Solitaire Camouflage 

Having a running game of solitaire to cover up what you're actually doing on the computer incase of emergencies. Generally used to cover porn.

Kyle: What's that?
Scott: *opens solitaire* Just solitaire
Kyle: That was Runescape, queer
Failed Solitaire Camouflage

Solitaire Camouflage by Hippie-Slayer October 17, 2009

Slitataurus

1. A dinosaur that lives in a woman's vajayjay.

2. How a college freshman reads "clitoris" without having adequate sex ed in high school.

I decided to break up with her when I discovered she had a slitataurus.

Slitataurus by SncDinosaur February 21, 2011

sylia 

Sylia is unique. Truly loyal, she would do everything for her friends or a family. But you better be in her good graces, she's a badass. As her personality is perfect, so is her physique. She's known to be one of the most beautiful women you would ever see. Very sensual, classy and funny, she won't stop to surprise you. If you meet her, prepare yourself to fall in love, she is a real queen and she has a great power on people.

OMG I just met Sylia, I already can't stop to think about her

sylia by LeatitiaUS1 May 1, 2017

Splitathon 

A long-ass hard Dave & Bambi FNF song that left people shellshocked for the rest of their lives.

Person 1 : Did you play Splitathon?
Person 2 : Yes, i don't want to play ever again.

Splitathon by Peter Griffin tells the truth June 5, 2022

A Solitaire Shuffle 

An act of masturbation on a plane under a blanket while watching a film.

First happened while a guy was watching the Bond flick 'Live & Let Die', and was caught having a cheeky one under his blanket over Solitaire (Jane Seymour). Hence 'A Solitaire Shuffle'.

'Hey Mikael, what are you doing under that blanket? Are you having 'A Solitaire Shuffle'?'

A Solitaire Shuffle by Ipcress March 7, 2016

Solitary Confinement 

You searched up solitary.
Did you mean "School"?
Or "School"?
Did I mention "School"?

AJ: Hey, can I meet you at Solitary Confinement?
Jackal: Sure, bro! Are they serving the dog shit- I mean "Mac & Cheese" again?

Solitary Confinement by TrumpIsATramp November 27, 2020

Solitary Bad Santa 

When a lonely guy jerks off and (because of the abundance of semen he has built up over the holidays) accidentally spooges all over his chin, thus, giving himself a foamy white beard of jizz, and looking uncannily like Father Christmas.

There were so many hot chicks at that holiday party that, later, I ended up pulling a Solitary Bad Santa.

Solitary Bad Santa by Hodeesen December 13, 2010