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Slutasaurus Rex 

Krista, you are such a Slutasaurus Rex!! Put the dick down and feed yo' baby!

Slutasaurus 

The slutasaurus is one of the sluttiest creatures and most often featured in popular culture around the world. It hails from what is now the western United States, more specifically Kirkland, WA. Some people consider slutasaurus to be a species of dinosaur similar to the T. Rex while others maintain and are correct in believing the slutasaurus is a separate genus commonly likened to a dirty whore.

the slutasaurus is very sexually promiscuous and usually engages in sexual acts that are disapproved of, obviously. unlike your everyday slut you will not find the slutasaures standing on the corner of Aurora or any other street corner for that matter. The slutasaures is commonly found burrowed in it's slutasaures den where it's visitors line up for a little slutasaures action. If you are interested in finding out more about the slutasaures you will have to do some investigative research on where to best locate one of the aforementioned dens.
I usually end up burrowing with the same slutasaurus every week. Her den has the largest selection of inappropriate toys. true that playa.
Slutasaurus by kellyka December 20, 2007

Slutasaurus Rex 

get away from me you slutasaurus rex! go find someone else to ********************
Slutasaurus Rex by wowsers May 7, 2003

slutasaurus 

A lady that performs sexual favours in exchange for money or a fake relationships with a man/woman. This is much more harsh than just 'slut'.
1: She sucked my dick
2: Yeah but you know shes a slutasaurus
slutasaurus by Pete February 25, 2004

Slutasaurus 

A girl who looks like a dinosaur wears revealing clothes and wants sexual activity all the time

She sleeps with old men

And is desprate for a sexual relationship.
'That girl is a slutasaurus'
Slutasaurus by Paige parkin November 28, 2016

Shitasaurus Rex 

A shitasaurus Rex is a huge,life crushing, life changeing,shitty thing to happen to you.
You: Man, i've already spent so much on this wedding and her ring. I sure hope she says yes.
Trey: Your not gonna want to hear this, but josh said he fucked her last night and has been for a wile.
You: Well this is a huge Shitasaurus Rex.
Shitasaurus Rex by TylerBirdMan March 15, 2010