Scotty Doesn't Know

Scotty doesn't know that Matt Damon is boning his bitch so don't tell him!

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me

Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!

Oh Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...

Because Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!

Don't tell Scotty!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!

Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)

We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!(x3)

The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!

We did it on his birthday...

Scotty doesn't know!(X4)

Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty won't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know! (X10)

Chant Scotty doesn't know! (x7)
Chant Scotty's gotta go!

by goonerbear93 May 4, 2010

shotty not

what you say when you don't want to do something. and in doing so, you must touch your nose. whoever's last, loses, and has to do the bitch work.

"someone should probably get up and change the channel, since no one can find the remote."

"shotty not!" ::puts finger on nose::

by ilikeskittles2 January 13, 2008

Beam me up, Scotty

A simple fix out of a difficult situation. No matter what the occasion, it will save you. It worked for the crew of the Enterprise, why not you.

Mother-in-law: Laura, why the hell did you bring up your douchebag husband to the family reunion?!

You: Beam me up, Scotty!

by InfectedBoot July 2, 2009

Snotty

When a person thinks s/he is too superior than other people and in terms of personality, s/he is very conceited.

Morgan: Kenneth thinks he's too good for everyone else.
Lane: That dude is always babbling, showing off how much he knows about literature.
Morgan: He's so snotty. Thinks he's soooo great! He always closes his eyes when he patronizes someone. Don't know why Ainsley hangs out with him.

by Babydoll75 April 3, 2019

snotty gobbles

Edible berries of Australian mistletoe but now used for various slimy and gelatinous Chinese and Japanese foods such as congee, sea cucumber etc

The banquet at the Greasy Dragoon was great except for the snotty gobbles; I couldn't pick them up with my chopsticks!

by Dick Wright-Upham April 12, 2011

Snotty willy

When you have a cold, and you're having a wee, and you look down and runny snot has dripped on to your willy - you have a snotty willy.

That dudes cold is that bad that he's got snotty willy.

by Jembleweasle August 28, 2021

Scotty McCreery

A young country singer in the making with an astounding voice that will freakin' blow your mind the first time you hear it. Maybe you haven't heard of him yet, but I promise, you will one day, and you'll wish you heard of him sooner. Scotty is known for his deep, deep country singing voice, especially for such a young age. I promise you, he will be the next huge country star in years to come.
Also a very genuine, well-mannered, and down to earth kid.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard Scotty McCreery's voice?! It's amazing.

Guy 2: I know, man... I wish my voice was that deep.

by PlRATE March 27, 2011