swoll

Lazy, fat, or gluttonous. Often used jokingly.

"You mean you just ate 3 whole Chipotle burritos at one time? That's swoll, man!"

"I watched all of Princess Bride because I was too swoll to get up and get the remote."

by kennyg26p2 April 01, 2008

Swoll House

A gym or recreation center where someone goes to work out. The term "swoll" refers to the swollen look/feeling ones muscles get, and "house" refers to the establishment you get swollen in.

The phrase originated at San Diego State University, also known as the Tool Academy

Bro 1: Yo dawg you wanna hit the swoll house?

Bro 2: FUCK YEAH BRO, LETS GET FUCKING JACKED!

Bro 1: FUCK YEAH BRO! Hold up though I gotta pound some NOEXPLODE and shit first

by Young Andro July 14, 2011

Swoll

Means a large person, aka fatbody.

Holy shit, look at that swoll! She must of just ate 20 twinkies.

by bob dole December 11, 2003

pussy swoll

When you have awesome sex and your vagina gets a little swollen from friction. Feels amazing.

Sarah: He got my pussy swoll last night.

Julie: Lucky!

by Rivday March 01, 2014

Swolled up

BUFF; TO BECOME BUFF. COMMONLY SAID IN THE SOUTH.

TIME TO GET YO SELF IN THE WEIGHT ROOM AND GET SWOLLED UP SON!!!

DAMN THAT MAN IS SWOLLED UP!!

by cpt amazo August 30, 2008

swoll show

The act of working out with the goal of getting jacked. A hard workout will leave one's muscles 'swoll' enough for the whole world to see.

Jim: Where you going dude?
Bobby: Just heading to the gym to get my swoll show on.


Andy: Damn dude, you look huge.
Bobby: Yeah, I know, just got my swoll show.


Rakesh: Why the hell are you trying to curl more than your body weight?
Bobby: Shut the fuck up, I'm getting my swoll show on.

by BlazenBobby February 15, 2009

Swoll Head

High intelligence

Hey Joe what did you get on the test?
I got an A+.
You got that swoll head!

by jjmike October 24, 2015