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Cock Swinging

The act of someone with a big ego bragging about something in front of a group of people. Usually with limited or no merit whatsoever.
EscaVi: Did you see that mass email John sent out CC'ing the entire company staff talking about the number of sales his department cranked out last month?

Daniel: Yeah that was pretty bold. That department ain't shit anyways; There has been a lot of cock swinging going on these days amongst these useless managers lately.
by EscaVi from SD March 13, 2011
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Swinging For The Same Team

A person who is attracted to the same sex. Also known as gay.
I heard that Barney is swinging for the same team
by KimJungNumberUn September 28, 2014
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Jaw Swinging

When you're shelving some pingas at the club and you start munching your gums.
Cunt 1 - "Oi, you see that cunt over there? He's munchin' gums"
Cunt 2 -"Yeah he's Jaw Swinging isn't he aye"
by Gutsyou November 19, 2019
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Chandelier Swinging

To swing from the chandeliers is a VERY common expression that means to have a wild party.
Sia: She's chandelier swinging and lives like tomorrow doesn't exist.
by IGGYlovesyou August 13, 2014
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Taylor Swifting

1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).

Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.
Person 1: Did you do your homework?

Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?

Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.
by TheAmazinNickyZ November 7, 2012
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swinging off my nuts

Someone is kissing up to you/kissing your butt.
He was totally swinging off my nuts.

or

He was totally swinging.
by Xtina & Idnarb April 26, 2006
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swinging a cat in a gymnasium

Metephor for having sex with a female that is very "loose". The extra vaginal space can be compared to swinging a cat by it's tail in a large room, such as a gymnasium.
Jim: "Yo, I heard you've been banging Samantha. She good in bed?"
Joe: "Dude, that chick's been around. Banging her is like swinging a cat in a gymnasium."
by thewakeupguy April 23, 2008
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