As in Parachute for shit. The attachment of toilet paper to the base of a rather heavy turd before you cut it loose, thus reducing splash-back and entry noise. A useful technique if you need a heavy evacuation in somebody else’s home and householders are loitering near to the toilet door.
I needed to drop a heavy load, I had no other choice but to pinch on a Shitchute before I let her go.
by Tony Law March 1, 2008
Get the Shitchute mug.Something given much merit by a seller but not proven to work as well as the buyer's first choice. A "bait-and-switch" tactic. Punning on the legal term "ipse dixit" (something asserted but unproven) and "Ipswich".
That home electronics store really rooked me on the MP3 player. They gave me one that cost me more than the one I really wanted, and this one doesn't sound as good. Looks like a case of ipse switchit!
by pentozali October 9, 2007
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Sexual technique practised by two gay males wherein the top and bottom switch periodically (usually just before cumming), thus ensuring fairness to both partners, prolonging intercourse and generally making the whole damn thing a whole lot more horny!
Goddamn babe, your ass is so hot but I don't wanna cum yet... let's switchfuck; do me for a bit and we can make it last all night.
by @__Matt__@ January 1, 2009
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Fred: hello i am kuni cos i dont like switchfoot
Jiminy: I agree whole heartedly my african american brother.
Jiminy: I agree whole heartedly my african american brother.
by Tom March 9, 2005
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by duygu1206 May 28, 2011
Get the Switchbitch mug.when a noob to DDR decides to try and be full of himself by attempting a song on heavy. when this doesn't work out and he is seconds from iminent failure (usually about a quarter of the way through the song), he has a noob buddy try and take over in desperation. This whole act usually ends about halfway through the song.
look at those sad little noobs on max 300. Get ready, when they pull The Noob Switchfoot, shank the first noob with a toothbrush. Then put your quarter up on the machine.
by Mixell Burk August 16, 2006
Get the The Noob Switchfoot mug.A child, usually under the age of 12 or 13, and can be spoiled, who has a Nintendo Switch but is not worthy of owning one. This can be because of their age, the fact that they are spoiled by their parents, or because of their ignorant ingratitude for owning one.
"Hey, look. That little kid is playing Fortnite on a Nintendo Switch."
"Pfft. He's a Switchbitch for sure."
"Pfft. He's a Switchbitch for sure."
by Just another internet user November 13, 2018
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