Swisher

(adj.) term used to describe perfect randomness, uniqueness, and one-of-a-kind events, people, situations, etc. Used freely in any situation of epic proportions that you know no one has ever experienced before.

"Orthogonal pigeons dropping little rectangles. Oh, just keep it Swisher!"

"Don't do the idiot! Oh Swisher!"

"Smoke 'em if you have 'em. Relax if you don't. Keep it Swisher!"

by swisherlover October 5, 2011

Swisher

Drinking straight out of a bottle of alcohol like vodka or tequila instead of pouring it into a cup or mixing it with juice.

Hey man, pass me that vodka so I can do some swishers!

by the_drunk_girl March 29, 2012

Swisher Sweets

Cheap low-quality cigars, only some are respectable.

Swisher flavored blunts are decent, but wood tips and cigarillos are just plain junk.

by J.R. Johnson March 25, 2005

Swisher

A fart that travels up passed the balls.

I let quite a swisher as I sat among the other baseball fans.

by peruvianrock August 25, 2008

swisher

As first defined by Rush Limbaugh, a term used to describe a homosexual; frequently used by hipsters.

Brad: "Oh man, when you stuck it in my ass it totally hurt."
Mike: "Don't be a fuckin' swisher or I'll pump you even harder next time."

by Darrdon Nasawecter June 11, 2006

Swisherfuckt

1. German - adjective. When you don't have enough money for an L and something to roll it with.

Erik: Ow man please tell me you have a dollar-- I'm swisherfuckt.

Wilhelm: I've got one.

Erik: Hail Hitler.

by Anigah August 30, 2011

Swishered

To be so drunk all your word just swish together into one word.

Listen to this nigga try and talk he's swishered

by Johnyjohnington July 13, 2014