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Peanut Butter Swirl

When a man and a woman are having sexual intercourse and there is a need for lubrication. Time is scarce, although there is a tub of jiff's peanut butter on the counter. The female's vagina is filled with peanut butter--oozing out. The man ejaculates inside her--creating the "peanut butter swirl".
Jenna: Help! We have no lube!
Stewart: I have my trusty tub of Jiff's on the counter that Tubsy gave me!
Jenna: Mm, extra crunchy?
Stewart: As always!
Jenna: I always love me a good peanut butter swirl!
by You're Neighbor Nick March 25, 2017
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Swirlsy

a total ween, who is socially substandard. Prone to brown nosing, crying off and totally misjudging the feel of banter. Sometimes referred to as a 'jub'. A good example of a 'Swirlsy' will often be seen on his own at lunch, drinking innocent smoothie for kids with several rolls of tumble weed following him around.

Addendum: 'Swirlsy' is derived from the name Mr Swirls. The colourful internet character who believed swirling his face out using Microsoft paint would be sufficient to fool MI5
'Oh great, here comes swirlsy drinking his innocent smoothie for kids, what a loser'

'Dude, did you see that loser get totally blown out by that hottie? Yeah, that guy is totally swirlsy.'
by Steamer J December 15, 2008
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Swird

A combination of the Swine Flu and Bird Flu. When things are extreamly serious and not casual.

Originated in san antonio texas
I got warrents in three states, Oh swird!
by Longshank the Pirate May 12, 2009
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A side slick swirl kick

What Ryu and Ken say on Streetfighter when they do the spinning kick. This is not really what they say but it is what people usually refer to the move as because what they say is just too difficult to understand.
The other day me and my friend were playing Streetfighter and I beat him with the move A Side Slick Swirl Kick!
by Hockey Temper September 19, 2010
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Rob Swire

Robert Swire AKA Anscenic, is the lead singer and producer of Australian drum and bass band Pendulum.

He is originally from Perth, Western Australia but relocated to the United Kingdom in 2003 with fellow Pendulum co-founders Gareth McGrillen and Paul "El Hornet" Harding.
Swire has since fulfilled a broad spectrum of roles as a member of Pendulum, ranging from song writing to singing while performing live with an guitar-like MIDI controller – Starr Labs Ztar Z6-SP.
''Rob Swire is sick''
by Sweet Jesus June 1, 2009
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chocolate swirlie

A form of torture that works best with a long-haired person. Said individual is dangled head first over a toilet full of fecal matter, with hair dangling into the water. The toilet is then flushed.
You missed it, guy! We gave Karen a chocolate swirlie!
by robio January 16, 2003
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Swinbourne

The act of rubbing your penis in the dark, using your tears as the lube.
Andy was pulling a 'swinbourne' last night because his girlfriend was cheating on him with his dad
by frielos February 7, 2015
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