side swiper

A turd so long that one end bottoms out in the toilet while the other end slides across the ass cheek as it makes its graceful exit.

Man, after all that beer and Taco Bell I had, I had the nastiest side swiper first thing in the morning.

by xxxx11111 December 31, 2011

Muscle Man Swiper

A meme on Regular Show Amino. He was created by one of the leaders. It's basically Muscle Man from Regular Show in a Swiper costume. Also he's kawaii

Omg Muscle Man Swiper is the best thing on Regular Show Amino.

by BenderTheGroundskeeper May 30, 2020

Floor Swiper

An act of 4-5 individuals of the male gender finding a "diiirty" spot on the dance floor and quickly bending down simultaneously to swipe it while swinging and thrusting their goodunkongs in the air and maintaining the happiest smile they've evver had.

Swiper #1:"Hey dooooode do you see that dirty

spot on the flooor over thereee?!!"

Swiper #2: "I see itttt"

Floor Swiper Action: Lots and lots of swinging and thrusting their goodunkongs in the air and maintaining the happiest smile ever.

by Swiper#1 December 22, 2009

Page Swiper

A good book that you're reading on your e-reader. Would be a "page turner" if a print book.

Finally reading Moby Dick after all these years on my Kindle, it's a real page swiper.

by JWH88 February 16, 2012

da swiper

cute brunette that has been accused of having great "you know what im talkin bouts" because she stole them from her friends who are now flat chested. known for taking care of goobers as is often coupled with one.

da swiper better take care of her goober that ran into too many trees on a snowboard.

by senor goobtastic January 10, 2011

one swiper

The rare occurrence of only needing one swipe of toilet paper to completely clean your arse after taking a shite.

Jim: "How did that shite go for ye?"

John: "Great, it was a one swiper"

Jim: "Can't bate them"

by rupertthebear March 13, 2014

hyper swiper

After a women pees, she will wipe her vagina as fast and hard as she can. This creates pussy dingleberries out of toilet paper.

Josh talking to his bunkie in prison "dude I was eating this girls pussy one time and she had pussy dingleberries". Bunkie responds "yeah man, she must be a hyper swiper"

Kelly could be a hyper swiper which is why there was TP stuck to her pubic hair.

My husband had to spit out a piece of toilet paper in the middle of eating me out, I've really got to stop hyper swiping!

by Missy Kitty May 27, 2023