When you jizz in a girls crawl space but pretend you didn't because you know she is not on the pill.
by SprintTM December 20, 2008
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by hog hooligan May 1, 2010
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Surpasses all the mainstream crap of today in EVERY aspect, but still it's VERY unknown in the young generation of today.
Surpasses all the mainstream crap of today in EVERY aspect, but still it's VERY unknown in the young generation of today.
Josh: Did you listen to "Dire Straits - Sultans Of Swing"? It blew me away!
Peter: Sultans of the what?
*Josh slaps Peter*
Josh: Sultans Of The Swing you mainstream bitch!
Peter: Sultans of the what?
*Josh slaps Peter*
Josh: Sultans Of The Swing you mainstream bitch!
by Urik March 15, 2007
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Fight Club
by Mutargim October 29, 2006
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by History! November 15, 2016
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Get the Swindon mug.Popularized by the Historical Fiction movie "Swing Kids" (starring Robert Sean Leonard and Christian Bale) whom yelled "Swing Heil!" instead of "Seig Heil!" in pride of loving swing music and being the counterculture rebels of the Hitler Youth.
In Nazi Germany, there was a counterculture group who loved American Swing music (which was banned for it was not German as well as much was by African Americans or Jews), wore their hair long, opposed Nazism, and went to clubs in the middle of the night to dance to this swing music. Nazis occasionally went to check in on such clubs, which by then the band was given the cue to play German music and all that were swing dancing only seconds ago had begun stepping in a traditional German dance so they did not get in trouble. However, the outcome of the Swing Kids' lives depended on how they reacted when dealing with the fear of being reported and taken by the Nazis versus being rebels and standing for what they believed in.
In Nazi Germany, there was a counterculture group who loved American Swing music (which was banned for it was not German as well as much was by African Americans or Jews), wore their hair long, opposed Nazism, and went to clubs in the middle of the night to dance to this swing music. Nazis occasionally went to check in on such clubs, which by then the band was given the cue to play German music and all that were swing dancing only seconds ago had begun stepping in a traditional German dance so they did not get in trouble. However, the outcome of the Swing Kids' lives depended on how they reacted when dealing with the fear of being reported and taken by the Nazis versus being rebels and standing for what they believed in.
PETER!" Willie yelled, watching his big brother being driven away, off to starve and be tortured in a concentration camp like their father had- "Peter!" he yelled again. He then saw his brother's umbrella in a puddle by his feet. He then picked it up, raised it above his head and chanted back to his brother with tears and pride. "SWING HEIL! SWING HEIL!!
by InkedDoll July 31, 2011
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