swift

a person who is hungry af for money and has the ability to turn a lego top secret government containment facility into pay to win laser tag

guy 1: im gonna add a 1000 cash minigun
guy 2: bruh you sound like swift, what you gonna add next? a flamethrower?

by ray's child July 19, 2020

Swift

Kissing and telling about it in a childish manner

Any Song written by Taylor Swift

by incairparvel June 30, 2011

Swifting

The act of masterbating to the music of Taylor Swift.

Employee 1: "Man its been a long day at work."
Employee 2: "You know what I do after a long day of work? Go home, shut the door, close the blinds and do some Swifting."

by EMR(PILOT) 188 January 7, 2011

Swifted

The act of setting a person's computer to play Taylor Swift songs on demand, from another computer.

"Did you hear what happened to Wes?"

"No, what?"

"His ass got swifted!"

by these_guys September 23, 2013

Swifting

to go from relationship to relatinship, like taylor swift.

Oh my god, she is swifting again. She is such a slut sometimes.

by honhonhonhuehue December 6, 2014

swift

a True Hero

"you are a true hero swift!"

by Swift December 13, 2003

swiftness

pure awesomeness associated with uber-epic people.
phrase usually said by people on infomercials for home-fitness training equipment and exercize dvds.

lame guy on infomercial: FEEL THE SWIFTNESS

you sitting at home watching tv: *dialing* hi i'd like to order 16 copies, please.

by neilandbeatrice November 4, 2010