Seifer

The coolest asshole around.

Whoa he can throw knives while fighting a bear?! He's such a Seifer

by Scholarlyscholar October 27, 2020

Swifey

Basically your sister-wife. Like your best friend who is also ur wife.

Person1: we’re totally like sisters.
Person2: yeah it’s like we’re married.
Both: SWIFEY

by Jenn.LR May 31, 2018

swider

Pronunciation: su wai der
Function:noun
1 : a person who reserves space (as on an airplane) but neither uses nor cancels the reservation
2 : a person who buys a ticket (as to a sporting event) but does not attend; broadly : a person who is expected but who does not show up
3 : failure to show up
Function:verb
1 : to fail to show up

Dave said he was coming to the dinner but he swidered again.

by Burnszilla February 9, 2007

Snifer Riple

Sniper Rifle : long range, very powerful and accurate projectile weapon in FPS games. Slip of the tongue whilst to a friend, about a memorable online game, when drunk.

Me: So anyway I was playing AVP2 online and I picked up the Snifer Riple and started pwning the whole game, shot this guys leg clean off and....

Nick: Did you just say snifer riple?

by turb0m0nk3y May 24, 2008

Swiffer

Typically a young, queer (usually gay) woman who mainly dates dusty dykes. Therefore making her a dust magnet, aka. a swiffer.

Person 1: Man Chloe is such a dust magnet, she only dates 50 year olds.

Person 2: Ya she’s a real swiffer

by babygaay September 9, 2019

Swiffer Nipples

when a woman has breasts that hang down too far for whatever reason.

Do you think zack's new girlfriend looks good?
That freighter has terrible Swiffer Nipples.

by leatz July 11, 2006

Swiffer

a Swiffer is a person who can easily pick up the desired sex. a Swiffer mostly works at drama festivals and other such events. however, a swiffer rarely moves in to get "some" , but merely contents him or her self with knowing that he/she could have done it. A swiffer who does get "some" is considered a swiffer wet , or a swiffer wetjet

"Dude, those girls were so digging you. SWIFFER"

"You're such a swiffer, dude"
"What are you talking about?"
"You SOOOOO picked up that chick from toronto"

by swiffer January 16, 2006