swerver

A computer server that will not function properly -- usually manifested by repeatedly crashing or rebooting itself. This can reference both hardware and software. Often used to refer to notoriously unreliable programs or devices even if they are not currently "swerving".

Common causes of "swerving" are malfunctioning hardware (bad capacitors are notorious for causing unexplained reboots) and poorly written or corrupted software.

I've been working on this swerver for over a week and I still can't make it keep an uptime of more than three hours. They need to re-check the hardware.

I convinced them to let me convert the box from Windows Swerver 2003 over to Ubuntu. Now maybe I can have a weekend without getting called because it crashed!

by moriahcat January 7, 2011

Sperger

A moist person

dude that guys is moist af he is probably a Sperger

by Girl's moisturiser May 24, 2018

Serger-donkeyknobber

A skinny, ugly, hairy man (usually named nick) that loves having sex with unattractive men

Nick is such a serger-donkeyknobber....hes so gross and loves ugly dudes.

by Manglitter April 19, 2018

sergery

Refers to da removal of fancy-pants clothing using da "slit and snip" method, rather than carefully/tediously undoing buttons, zippers, lacings, hooks, snaps, etc., da way you usually would when undressing someone.

Sergery is usually employed in two specific instances: either when a "dressed to da nines" Mr. BigRich requires an urgent medical operation and thus da hospital-workers do not have time to remove his costly panoply, or else someone who's overly full of himself has tried has fellow humans'' patience once too often, and so they wish to "take him down a notch or two" by destructively ridding him of his gaudy fabrics so dat they can re-dress him in more common-folks' attire. Think what Robin Hood and his Merry Men did to the sheriff of Nottingham when they captured him in Sherwood Forest.

by QuacksO December 23, 2020

Sweger

An immature, possessive, obsessive, attention whore who puts up a massive tantrum when he can't get his way.

Dude I rejected this guy and he's being such a sweger about it

by Bruhsuckondeez June 19, 2021

Sterger

The stoner version of calling you a pussy.

Jim won’t take the last hit of the joint. Jim is a sterger

by Ganga Ganga November 27, 2021

swegger

A black swede

Oh,your black and come from sweden you have to be a swegger

by Arbobarbro March 20, 2023