slather

(verb) To coat generously with a paste or semi-liquid substance.

She slathered my weasel with her greazle.

by Slickery Dickery Dr. January 8, 2004

boink swatter

the male sex organ .....
also known as the dude piston or penis

stick the boink swatter in the ham wallet

by $$$ zack Wynn#11 November 10, 2005

fly swatter

it looks like a net but sterdy and has many uses

it can kill flies by hitting them

it can get stuff under the refrigerator

and it can also be used to spank someone

it can scoop a fish out of the water too

"he didnt have a paddle in the bedroom so she spanked lizzie with a fly swatter."

by kool-aidisabeast October 11, 2009

Twat Swatter

The Girl's version of a cock blocker.
A girl that prevents another girl from getting some dick.

Julie, what the fuck i was about to get some dick. You're such a twat swatter!

by BFlizzle May 18, 2009

Twat Swatted

The female version of cock blocking, where a female try's to hook up with a man, but has her chances blown by a friend, who usually is fuck-face.

Female 1: OMG! NANCY! That bitch Susie totally twat swatted me when I was trying to talk to this amazing guy last night!

Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!

Female 1: OK!

by LilMissKrissyX3 June 30, 2009

Cookie Swatter

When a celebrity hires a full time person to help them eat better and baby sit their gluttonous ass.

To literally swat cookies from another’s hand.

Hey that Kristie Alley hired a new full time cookie swatter.

by Wordmasterflash January 21, 2010

twat swatter

when a female is prevented by someone else from getting laid, a female version of cock blocking

that girl got twat swatted, he twat swatted me, that guys a twat swatter

by alex olenik May 30, 2009