Swanyed

When texting back and forth and the other person just stops responding and doesnt answer you back.

John: What you got going on tonight
Jane: Not sure yet what going on
Five minutes pass
Jane: Hello whats up
Ten minutes pass
Jane: What are you doing
Ten minutes pass
Jane: WTF just got Swanyed

by Black Gibbs August 2, 2011

Swanked

The act of one getting their penis pulled

Tom swanked Steve in the locker room, Steve was sore for weeks

by Bob Stealman April 12, 2016

Spanned

When you do something that causes other members of the team to do unscheduled work. When you break something so bad, you need someone else to fix it.

I got spanned last night, had to rebuild the server. I can't work on that right now because I got spanned this morning.

by ITOPS February 8, 2018

swagneds

i misspelled swagness that one time and thought it was kinda fresh...

hahahahahahahaha that picture is swagneds. oh oops *swagness but whateva

by avocadonumberr January 29, 2019

Swanked

Being stopped for a short or long but not permant time to wank

Dave- "yo Ive just been so fucking angry sorry its not you"

Freddy- "oh OK why u angry"

Dave "I got caught watching porn and got swanked"

by MakingMyOwn June 11, 2019

swanked dick

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage

Jonathon has a swanked dick

by Scarecrow 14 December 15, 2020

swanked dick

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage

Jonathon has a swanked dick

by Scarecrow 14 December 15, 2020