Swamper

Someone who dives into life’s messy moments, turning potential disasters into legendary tales and experiences.

The tent collapsed during the storm, but our resident swamper made it the best night ever.

by SlyPigz September 3, 2023

cooter swamper

1. An extremely attractive person

2. Anything sure to turn a female on

1. "Ooh girl, I just saw my neighbor with his shirt off, can you say cooter swamper? I think I need a cold shower. "
2. "Bitches can't resist the romantic types, romance=instant cooter swamper ."

by Twelve Foot Yeti June 19, 2016

Stanton swapmeet

When two human males have sexual relations by intertwining their legs and alternating their hands while masturbating each other

I went to go hang out with Brett but he kept trying to pull the old Stanton swapmeet on me. It was super awkward.

by CowDry December 21, 2016

Swamper

1.Party Driven Maniac
2.Local Hero to some

that guy is such a swamper

by Andy P July 26, 2003

Swamper

Maintenance man.

I'll get the swamper to fix it after you've gone home.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

Retard Stampeed

A large influx of callers to tech support call centers. This is often brought on by beningn announcements from a company, which, when not comprehended by customers, starts a mass panic resulting in an enoumous amount of calls to a technical support call center.

Announcement: We will release an automatic upgrade tomorrow. When prompted to upgrade, press "Start Upgrade"

Retard Stampeed Question: " I got this message today about an upgrade. WHAT DO I DO?"

Tech support immediate ( i wish i could say this) thought: 'press start upgrade you fucktard! Reading is fundamental!'

by daleicious October 30, 2010

swampie

A person (typically male) who rarely leaves their room, wheather it be in a residence hall or apartment. They do emerge for classes. The swampie typically develops and flourishes in a University setting. They are charaterized by advanced unkempt beard growth and overall poor hygene. A partially unbuttoned hawiian shirt regardless of weather may also be an indicator.

Pizza, carbonated beverages, and various junk food comprises a typical meal. Swampies are known to move together in packs when venturing out of their room from an exhastive game of WoW or other extremely time consuming MMORPG.

Ryan: Whoa! Table of swampies, your 3 o'clock.
Me: Hehe.

by Doug the great December 15, 2005