Ruffing the suspect

Intense vigorous masturbation where nothing can brake your concentration on the job at hand.

I went to the kitchen last night to get a drink of water. When I walked through the living room I noticed there was porn on the TV and my roommate was sprawled out in the lazy boy ruffing the suspect. I got my drink and went back to bed. He never even noticed I was there.

by Johnny S.F. April 26, 2011

suspect watch

a term used by really gay teachers, when they feel students have indulged in acts of illegal activities. Students are placed on "suspect watch" and are sometimes interrogated by teachers.

You walk in late to class with your head down. Teacher yells at you "Yo boy, you are on suspect watch! Put cha damn head up and lemme look at them eyes"

by Katzilla January 16, 2006

Mad-Suspect

A adjective describing the ease in getting caught in a situation. "Dude the shit you did last nigh. It was mad-suspect." Also can be used to describe a person.

Dude that shit was mad-suspect
Your gonna get caught that was mad-suspect
Your shit- Its mad-suspect

by Sustpectco December 23, 2007

usual suspects

people or things that one would expect or anticipate

While they were the usual suspects, they were the easiest targets of the protests.

by The Return of Light Joker July 31, 2010

suspect at best

suspicious by conservative estimates, but probable worse

Josue's work to date has been suspect at best.

by Whit Whitmore July 02, 2006

cuffing the suspect

To masturbate, to put the prisoner in lockdown

I was in the middle of cuffing the suspect when the phone rang

by shineon January 31, 2008

Nothing Suspect

A way to say no homo without being cancelled or being called homophobic

J: Ay bro you lookin good today! Nothing suspect

D: Thanks bro

by Jake.h73209 September 10, 2020