Survey says

the preface to using the word douche bad
person 1- Survery says....
person 2- DOUCHE BAG~!
by Ghettofied April 03, 2004
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farm publication survey

acts too unspeakable to name, frequently performed in coffehouses.
I'm off to the coffee shop to code me some farm publication survey.
by ahem excuse me September 26, 2010
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Survey your land

1: To "check someone out" usually the female's chest and or legs, being "surveyed" by a male.
2: To push with your thumb in between someone's shoulder blades and wiggling.

(2)Causes: Many different sensations, usually pain, sometimes tickles, many times resulting in the victim jumping, running away, or crying.
The child surveyed the land of another, making the child squeal and cry.
May I Survey your land?
by Giant, sloppy wang April 12, 2011
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Asking someone if they would like to take a survey, then kicking them in the nuts.
"Would you like to take a survey?"
"Sure"
(Kick in the nuts)
by canopy October 23, 2007
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Surveyically Pissed Off

The feeling one gets after hand creating and filling out a myspace survey, subsequently clicking the "back" button, resulting in a blank forum.
My myspace bulletin just went completely blank! I am surveyically pissed off!
by yellowisnotmellow June 08, 2009
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short survey

Like a survey, but short. Meaning you get questions asked to you, in a manner that isnt too time consuming, or maybe it's a survey for dwarves.

I thought I'd add this because the latest update for this word is around 15 years old now.
Complete this short survey in order to get a free item for your next order of 25+ dollars!
by MelonSmasher29 February 05, 2025
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vicious survey

While sitting in a public space, especially where all or most are sitting and shall be sitting for while, one can succumb to vicious survey. This happens to people who are old or complicated or conscientious or lonely enough to feel guilty about or be indifferent to watching attractive men and women, or even people. So when they casually look around, if their ocular interaction with a man or woman's figure in one corner or end of the space amounts to something more than a glance, they make up for it by looking at the other corner or end, to establish a lack of interest or curiosity. If that end or corner too holds a man or woman's figure, and the visual moment transcends a glance, then that person would fall into vicious survey. He would not be able to contemplate or concentrate, and would survey the place continuously until the world is desolate again.
Pandu thought he would sit in the park for a long time, but he yielded to a vicious survey of the place and had to come back to his room, either out of pain in the neck or plain disgust, or both.
by moul June 03, 2014
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