scrote boy

n. the littlest of christmas elves who is often relegated to cleaning the reindeer stalls of copious amounts of steaming shit as well as having phallis like toys tested on his bunghole prior to shipment; see also your dad

1) According to Mrs Claus, Bartholomew is this years scrote boy

2) Steve's dad is such a scrote boy

by cornfritter December 21, 2010

Scrotar

(n.)Person who pretty much sucks at all facets of life.

See that 28 year old over there with the red hair still making copies...what a fuggin scrotar...

by Turkey Teets August 22, 2006

scroteome

The protein content of a scrotum or scrotal derived body fluids.

Proteome Systems Ltd (ASX:PXL) today announced the signing of an agreement with the New York based biotechnology company, Egenix Inc to co-develop a scroteome-based (semen-based) diagnostic kit for prostate cancer based on the known proprietary Human Carcinoma Antigen (HCA)

by Duncan8r June 16, 2006

scrotal wedgie

When someone puts their hand in between your legs from behind you, grabs your balls, and pulls them up your ass like a wedgie

That guy stole my sandwich so I gave him a scrotal wedgie.

by Haffa May 21, 2004

scrotastic

A word discribing how much something is like a scrotum. To be scrotastic is to be like a scrotum.

"That was scrotastic!"

by fwagart May 17, 2007

Scroteration

(Skro-tur-ay-shun)

1. A laceration on the scrotum most commonly caused by manscaping or rogue fly zippers.

Jill: Why do you keep grimacing when you sit down Jack?
Jack: I gave myself a scroteration last night
Jill: You gave yourself a what now?
Jack: FFS! I cut my ballbag shaving woman!

by Mr W to the R to the C November 25, 2011

scrote shot

A shot taken by an individual (male or female) out of another mans scrotum. The scrotum is spread and cupped in a way to create a chalice or reservoir for the shot to sit in. While it was made famous and indeed popular by a bar called Banyan Bar in Thailand the first account was in a restaurant called Moorava on the same island. At this early stage a cut straw was used to drink the shot. It is now seen as churlish to use a straw to drink said shot and the ‘true form’ is considers to be lapping it like a cat with a saucer of milk.

Customer: Oh Barkeep I’d like to procure a scrote shot for me and my lovely lady friend?

Barman: Will you do the honour of providing the reciprocal for the lady or shall i?

Customer: You please sir. I’ve not shaved for weeks.

by Master Billy Bates March 7, 2014