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my life sucks

by WRFEGrewdwerg May 15, 2016
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Your Grammar Sucks

A popular youtube series created by Jack Douglass (youtube name jacksfilms), in which Jack reads out badly spelled or written youtube comments, in a quest to "clean up youtube one comment at a time". Often abbreviated to YGS.
Youtube comment: MY AM TEH LICKING OF THESE VIDEOE BICHES!!1?
Guy reading comment: My God, wait till Jack sees this. If this doesn't get onto Your Grammar Sucks, I don't know what will.
by kingofthebiches February 23, 2012
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Suckstart

Term to describe suicide by firing a weapon placed inside your mouth.
I think im going to suckstart my pistol.
by The Real Mongoose! August 19, 2009
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suckastink!

That millipede crawled across my foot and when I put said foot to my nose suckastink!
by Santilena August 23, 2007
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Suckass Samsonite

A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.
I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021
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jon sucks

Jon sucks plain and simple everyone knows this
Hey Jon.
Whats up?
You suck.
I know.
Everyone knows jon sucks
by Jon's Pal November 13, 2013
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emo sucks

"Emo sucks" is a statement of fact in the same sense as "oxygen is good for breathing." "Emo sucks" is now the modern version of "disco sucks," with the all-important distinction being that enjoying disco in the nostalgic, silly sense is fun, but emo will never be cool.
Teacher: "Class, can somebody give me an example of indisputable fact?"
Student: "Emo sucks!"
Teacher: "A Plus!"
by Marcus Solomon September 17, 2007
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