I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake.

Used when someone suggests doing something that is obviously dangerous and stupid.

"You should climb up it and jump off. Just remember to roll when you land."

"No thanks. I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake."

by abart May 1, 2010

Sucrifice

A blow job given due to the fact that you paid for dinner, drinks, ect.

She got down on her knees and offered a sucrifice because I bought her flowers and took her out to dinner.

by Ben Gipsi May 24, 2009

suckification

1. The state of being horrible.

2. The state of sucking.
3. The state of being Justin Bieber

Eric is obsessed with Justin Bieber's suckification!

by tmullins December 25, 2011

smackrifice

Stepping in and taking a physical hit for a fellow bro or family member, because you a solid dude. A bro who does this often is known as Smack Daddy or Smack Jesus.

"My Mom was about to pound my bro's face in so I smackrificed myself for his sins..."

by The Bumcake Avenger October 15, 2013

Toe Nail Sacrifice

When a person sacrifices a toe nail in order to save the life/lives of a person/people who may or may not have been forced in to a very hostile hostage situation, usually resulting in the prevention of thousands of fatalities and/or a significant increase of activity in the illegal ivory trade.

Andrew: "Come on man, you know this is wrong, just stop this madness just let them go, I'll do anything!"

Terrorist:"You know there's only one thing you can do Andy, you wanna be a hero well it's time to show your true colours!"

Andrew:"You dont mean........."

Terrorist:"Yeah Andy boy I mean it and i mean it good its time for a TOE NAIL SACRIFICE!!!"

Hostages:"Thankyou Andrew!"

by MudOnMe November 5, 2011

Brand of Sacrifice

A brand that is burned into the skin branding you as a sacrifice that will cause demons to hunt/haunt you during the night. The only options are dying like a 🐱 or getting ripped and swinging around a huge swo- large chunk of iron with sharp edges.

“Yo I got a brand last night…”

“The hell happened were you drunk?”
“No it’s a brand of sacrifice so-…hold up they’re here” *pulls out a huge fucking sword*
“wtf? Also there’s a weird looking horse coming”

by SirForce September 5, 2022

SOCKerifice

name given to a sock used to wipe your ass in a public toilet because there was no toilet paper and you forgot to check beforehand, see also: Charles Bukowski: women

oh dude the toilet gods were angry, i had to make a "SOCKerifice"

by jim griffith April 6, 2011