shaved poon

1. a poon which is shaved
2. a vagina which is bald
3. a girl who has been around the block

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The poon is shaved for a few reasons. One the girl does not like hair and shaved her vagina along with other typical shaved areas. Two the female's partner does not like hair. Or the female would like to be eaten out by another female or a male and it is often considered disrespectful not to shave a pussy for an eat out

Mary: I ate some of the best shaved poon last night.
Jen: Really? You'll have to invite me next time

by Poonspert May 12, 2004

Suave as hell

A person who is chiller than hell, just an all around cool cat. They are usually complete bros and bosses, and they run the shit.

Scott: I'm the Boss of all Bosses.

Rachel: There goes Scott, suave as hell as always.

by suaveitup April 7, 2011

shaved cat

Bald Pussy.

Pam had a shaved cat in her pants.

by dammit janet June 27, 2003

suave

When someone talks so smoothly, that when you give them what they want, you don't feel like they owe you anything.

Suave people say all the right things at the right times.

Shelby: "Chad worked his magic last night and before I knew it, he hit a home run."

Lauren: "Yeah, he's sooo suave."

by Lauren&Shelby November 24, 2010

Shaved Pussy

Shaved Pussy is a term used for a pussy that has been shaved BALD. Not trimmed or little hitler. The end results leaves the area smooth and a whole lot cleaner. More and More men favor women with shaved pussy. The reason most men prefer shaved pussy is to avoid the "Popcorn Hull effect". (Hair stuck in the base of the throat or a base of tounge)

Shaved Pussy is better to eat!

by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005

Suavedior

fat nigga from woodlawn who gets 20 plays on soundcloud and thinks he runs westchester and the bronx. hits on 12-15 year old girls despite being a grown man. smells like utter shit and wears the same pants every single day. drinks and smokes in the crib all day and doesnt open his front door unless his uber eats arrived. Fivesix recently ended his life with the help of friends DZL, Yaherd, and Lil Chubbz. Faked his death two times in a hasty attempt to clout chase, failed miserably. Considers you a fake friend if you dont answer his barrage of 36 facetimes and texts.

Fivesix: "You smell that?"
DZL: "We just past 239th Street..."
Fivesix: Oh, yeah... forgot about that suavedior nigga."

12 Year old girl: "Oh my god! Let go of me! Fat Fuck! LET GO OF ME!!! HELP!!!!!"

by plshml June 26, 2019

Shaved Balls

Where a males balls are smooth and girls won’t be gagging and making fur balls

“Woah you’ve got some nice shaved balls”

by AA Batteries September 7, 2019