College Student

A person who is poor, procrastinates a lot, and somehow manages to succeed in completing a never-ending pile of homework. Often found with bags under their eyes, hyped up on caffeine, and eating top ramen while working on assignments for the next class.

Damn Jordan, you are such a college student! Wasn't that essay assigned 3 weeks ago and you are just now doing it!? You need to lay off the energy drinks and get some rest. Maybe you should think about doing your work AHEAD of time.

by TheCollegeGuy916 September 20, 2011

Student

To study for 14 hours a day, 7 days a week, 2 weeks per year

Last week before our end of year exam I actually felt like a university student

by drunkatuni April 18, 2010

student flat

A house with generally more than two university or polytechnic students residing. Usually rather untidy (especially the kitchen and bathroom) and frequently empty cupboards and fridges.

Most student flats are also party flats, in which many students spend government money to get drunk each weekend.

There's a party at a student flat this weekend.

There's ALWAYS a party at a student flat.

by valentine86 October 27, 2007

moon student

(noun) - An individual who endures a shattering defeat, but uses it to become a student of life. A person on a mission to dig deeper into everything, to find out who they are, and to uncover what their true purpose/mission is in life. Someone spurred on to grow after a devastating loss.

Lita went through a terribly hard time, but now she's using that experience to grow and better herself into a moon student.

by LA-Lita2020 August 23, 2022

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical Students

Almost always a male and almost always never a female.

I am an Embry-Riddle student, therefore, I am probably a male.

by John Smilidgh December 28, 2004

College Student

A machine that turns coffee into essays, charts, and various equations depending on its major.

I need a college student to crank out a theorem by monday morning.

by chemmjr April 13, 2010

philosophy student party

A party which can only be mentally conceived of, but of which no empirical data can be found.

John thought about having a philosophy student party, but in the midst of his mental wanderings he realized he was already having just such a party... a party in his mind.

by entris February 17, 2005