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texting stutter

When you try to type a word multiple times and you keep hitting the wrong letters and your auto-correct refuses to help you.
During texting:

Me: "deinstitutklajflk"
Me: "deinstidkjlakfl"
Me: "deinstitutionallkdjfioj"
Me: "DEINSTITUTIONALIZATION!"

Bob: Wow- what a texting stutter.
by unicorns4lyfe February 17, 2014
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pork shutters

Larger than normal inner and outer pussy lips.
So large that they appear to flap in the wind thus "pork shutters"
by Freakyduet June 11, 2006
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Throwing Back The Shutters

To pull apart the vaginal lips and perform oral sex.
Buford: What's going on Braaa? Have you met that new chick in the apartment next door?

Ralph: Oh yea Braaa. I met her and then some.

Burford: What Braaa?
Ralph: She invited me in for a visit and before you new it, I was throwing back the shutters!

Burford: Sweeet! How was she?
Ralph: Them was some good eats Braaaa!
by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009
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type stutter

The unfortunate phenomenon that occurs when your thoughts move faster than your fingers and you begin to type a word or part of a word before you've finished a previous one.
Intended sentence: Man, I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.

Type stutter: Man, I'm so hungould eat a horse.
by salemsays December 27, 2010
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struggers

1. n. someone who is paid to seduce or bend the will of another.

v. strug
adj. struggful

2. dominic k.m.p - the greatest strugger of them all.
Don't strugger hate.
Damn, you just got strugged by Dominic. No surprise, though. He's the most struggful strugger of all struggers.
by cfpts December 9, 2008
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shutterstock

*doing school project*
Me: YES I FOUND THE PERFECT PICTURE
*looks at picture and sees shutterstock watermark*
Me: F*CK
by PseudonymIsAFakeWord April 18, 2017
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fuck stutter

The lapse in concentration that occurs at the point of sexual euphoria, just as some pearl of wisdom (not THAT kind of pearl) or other verbal exclamation escapes one's mouth - the conjunction of which causing the one experiencing said euphoria to trip over their words.
Him: "aw yeah baby, aw yeah, who's your daddy? Who's yuh ... yuh ... aw yeah ... "
Her: "Thanks honey; that fuck stutter completely killed any inclination I might've had to orgasm."
by spamhammer March 10, 2004
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