Stroking the Salami

When guys masterbate.

Adam has been in the bathroom for over an hour stroking the salami.

by STROW-kihn Da Sah-LAWM-mee May 9, 2003

power streaming

When you watch a gazillion episodes of a show online because they are available instantly, back-to-back and you are dying to know what happened next.

I totally missed out on the Lost craze by made up for it by power streaming over the weekend.

by Gte697h December 24, 2010

sprooting

Rooting while spooning

I was late for work because I had been sprooting all morning.

by StillyStillwell January 11, 2009

Shroominoid

Becoming extremely paranoid while under the affect of hallucinogenic mushshrooms.

Dude, lets dip its the boys! Calm the fuck down man thats a minivan your shroominoid.

by Sir Trips A Lot September 4, 2010

Stroking

Why were you looking this up you pervert

I was stroking my penis

by Googleisfake May 14, 2019

Stroodling

Engorging on a large amount of toaster strudels, sometimes to the extent of having a bathtub of frosting. Usually done right after school or later in the evening.

Fireman: Where the hell have you been?
Butt Pirate: Yeah, quit stroodling!

Dominik: Never!

Fireman:Where the fuck where you last night? I was waiting for you to get on.
Dominik:I stroodled it a little bit and then went to bed.

by JDMBart October 14, 2011

stroking on the stroke

When a guy masturbates at the stroke of midnight. A sad event when the man should be doing something more worth his time.

Fred: Hey, shouldn't Kermit be celebrating NYE with us tonight?
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.

Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.

by mong returns January 10, 2012