stroodle

misspelling of the world strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism

Example 1: Jim: What are you eating? John: I'm eating a stroodle

Example 2: Deboriah: *sneezes at a Stroodlism Mass* Jenny: Stroodle!

Example 3: Maddison: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Wally: a stroodle

by a fellow Stroodler September 12, 2020

Stroobs

Meryl Streep's boobs. (Used mostly by Streepers.)

Don Gummer loves him some Stroobs.

by OurGoddesMeryl January 2, 2012

voluntary loss of stool

When you have to leave a shit (I know, it's supposed to be take a shit, but in the immortal words of the late great comedian George Carlin, you don't take a shit, you leave a shit!), you tell whomever is nearby that you need to go and experience voluntary loss of stool.
This is the most gentle, curse-free way to say that you need to go and pinch a loaf.

{Paul}: Hold on a few minutes there George, I need to run and have voluntary loss of stool!
{George}: Ok, whatever Paul. :-/

by Telephony December 30, 2014

Raspberry Baby Stroller

The act of eating out a girl while she is giving birth.

While Gary's wife was giving birth he had to move the doctor so he could give her a Raspberry baby stroller.

by Tatorking January 9, 2021

Tool Stool

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Tool Stool.

by Nicholas A.B. June 30, 2008

Hungarian Stool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.

Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian stool before you leave?

by feldermaus October 24, 2008

Stoolnami

When you take a dump and the splash back from said turd soaks your entire rear end.

Peters thunder log unleashed a stoolnami that left his coin purse saturated in blue toilet water.

by jaywillgonzo January 23, 2010