Strangling the Anointed One

Euphemism for masturbation.

Inspired by news story titled: "'Don’t strangle the anointed one,' wife pleaded in row over Mel Gibson film".

The article describes a theological argument that broke out between a religious couple over the movie "Passion of the Christ" which resulted in the husband attempting to strangle his wife.

"...He was late to the party because he was busy 'strangling the anointed one'."

"...It's been said that 'strangling the anointed one' can make you go blind."

by pr0n-b0t September 18, 2008

Struggling Dave

When you're trying to go number 2 but can't make it happen.

It was then that I realized that Nate wasn't coming back for a while---he had his own Struggling Dave to take care of.

by AllTimeLow2 August 16, 2017

Strangling the Pope

This is an unconventional grip that one uses on his penis. Usually done when drunk and standing at the urnal in a bar. It is a strong pinch with the fore finger and the thumb just where the head meets the shaft.

In a drunken rage Dugan chased people around the bathroom while strangling the pope and threatened to piss on everyone.

by Can't kill a man born to hang! April 12, 2009

Strangling the red rooster

Jerking off (having a wank)

Dang, been strangling the red rooster for over an hour and still nuthin!

by fuseon March 30, 2015

Struggling issues

The issues of struggling making something in correct order like Dominoes or more games

My friend struggled putting Dominoes in correct order struggling issues

by platinum_hackers March 23, 2023

Strangling a Darky

taking a huge shit.

Tom: "Why were you taking to long in the bathrooms?"
John: "Strangling a Darky sorry!"

by KathrynPedo December 25, 2011

strangling-satan

Another term for furious and satanic masturbation ie ive been up all night strangling-satan

Person 1: Hey dude did your friend sleep in my bed while i was away fucking your mum?

Person 2: No way dude...

Person 1: It smells like someone other than me has been strangling-Satan in my bed again *smack*

by bennycnz April 2, 2010