Scraggling

A mix of being in a rut, depressed and utterly incapable of doing anything about it

Yo, can you get me some coffee? I'm scraggling because I didn't sleep last night

by Kal Duke December 27, 2018

strangling a cat

when someone is singing very badly...
as in the sound a cat would make if you where choking it.

(in a kareoke bar)..

"Jesus Christ! Is someone strangling a cat?!"

by jjjj23467 October 9, 2008

scrambling eggs

When you're fucking a girl so hard her ovaries get scrambled.

Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.

by the_scrambler November 27, 2014

Stragglin

You pass out around 9pm and set your alarm clock for 2 o'clock. When it goes off you go out sober into town and scoop drunk chicks (stragglers).

I went stragglin last night and got head from this gnarley hot chick!!

by Dean Vigor October 30, 2008

Kerri Struggling

When you injure your ankle (or other body part) while dancing or in some vigorous activity but you successfully soldier on through it.

Named after the Olympic Gold Medal winning Gymnast, Kerri Strug, who sprained her ankle and damaged her tendon during her first vault in the all around competition. She was told she needed at least a 9.6 on her next vault for the American team to win the gold. She did the vault, landed on both legs momentarily, hopped on one leg to bow to the judges and then fell over in excruciating pain and received a 9.712, cinching the gold for the her American team.

While dancing out at the club, B sprains his ankle and falls in pain.

A: Man, are you all right?
B: Aahhh! I think I sprained my ankle!
A: You want a doctor? Should I take you home?
B: Hells NO, this is my song, get me a shot, I'm Kerri Struggling my way through this!

by quixotickay April 8, 2009

Strangling Kojak

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004

strawggling

a genius word invented by Cat that means your IQ took a severe downfall.

Me😇:LMAO look at that stupid straw
Catt:wow it's so stupid, it's strawggling to even spell "stop"

by Brynn's best friend February 9, 2022