strangle the serpant

Guy: Damn, if I can't get in that girls pants, I guess I'm gonna have to go home and strangle the serpant.
by sex.slave April 18, 2009
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Strangling the Pope

This is an unconventional grip that one uses on his penis. Usually done when drunk and standing at the urnal in a bar. It is a strong pinch with the fore finger and the thumb just where the head meets the shaft.
In a drunken rage Dugan chased people around the bathroom while strangling the pope and threatened to piss on everyone.
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angle strangle

When your scarf is too tight
"Wow, that kid over there's having a real angle strangle.
by Rorynator May 21, 2017
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Strangle the Salamander

When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.
Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.
by A Cheeky Boy June 03, 2019
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Homer strangle

To choke an animal or a human being like Homer Simpson does to Bart. It usually starts with saying, "Why you little,!" and lasts for a bout 3 seconds or more
That kid just gave me a Homer strangle while rough housing
by Sportsguy1991 June 02, 2013
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Strangle-Ass

The physical effects you feel when you consume too much cheese.
I shouldn’t have gotten extra cheese on that pizza for christ sakes, it always gives me strangle-ass.
by Phil Smith Caswell March 17, 2023
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Strangling a Darky

Tom: "Why were you taking to long in the bathrooms?"
John: "Strangling a Darky sorry!"
by KathrynPedo December 19, 2011
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