Typically a guy who as soon as he knows he likes someone tells them so. He can ask a girl out within three days of knowing her.
Girl 1- He asked me out yesterday! I've only know him three days! He's such a Mr. Straightforward !
Girl 2- Yeah he's so nice! I wish he liked me
Girl 1- He's got a great ass too!
Girl 2- Yeah he's so nice! I wish he liked me
Girl 1- He's got a great ass too!
by Pseudonym = false name November 4, 2016
Get the Mr. Straightforward mug.1. When a LGB person is in a friendship with a straight person, but makes it clear up front that their relationship cannot mature beyond a designated limit, simply because they are straight.
2. A safe emotional distance LGB people can keep from their straight friends.
3. A term LGB people use to advert to their relationship with Allies.
2. A safe emotional distance LGB people can keep from their straight friends.
3. A term LGB people use to advert to their relationship with Allies.
"I feel like Matthew isn't being really open with me, maybe it's because I'm straight?"
"Dude, you totally got straightzoned!"
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"Selena, why don't you trust me, is it because I'm not gay?"
"I always have one in mind about straight people."
"So this means I'm in the straightzone."
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"I wanna come with you at the gay bar."
"I would rather you don't."
"Straightzoned again..."
"Dude, you totally got straightzoned!"
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"Selena, why don't you trust me, is it because I'm not gay?"
"I always have one in mind about straight people."
"So this means I'm in the straightzone."
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"I wanna come with you at the gay bar."
"I would rather you don't."
"Straightzoned again..."
by Straightzoned November 29, 2014
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(if you do ship them for real and not as a joke you need help and you are DUMB)
by moepii_supremacy March 28, 2021
Get the Straightdori mug.Generally acting like an African American, standing around on street corners and under clocktowers looking angry and wearing a straight brimmed hat, preferably a New Era Major League Baseball hat.
by TruRumor June 11, 2006
Get the straightbriming mug.A straightbian switch is when a dyke/butch/stud lesbian (typically dominant) suddenly claims to be straight and starts dressing/acting more feminine out of nowhere.
Person 1: "woah, who's that new girl?"
Person 2: "she's not new, that's Sam"
Person 1: "no way, Sam's a dyke. That's not her!"
Person 2: "I know its hard to believe, but she did the straightbian switch... She's not a lesbian anymore, bro."
Person 2: "she's not new, that's Sam"
Person 1: "no way, Sam's a dyke. That's not her!"
Person 2: "I know its hard to believe, but she did the straightbian switch... She's not a lesbian anymore, bro."
by 2thug4you October 6, 2019
Get the Straightbian Switch mug.Girl #1: Did you hear what Bennet said?
Girl #2: No what?
Girl #1: He started talking about how he wants to be in bed with Megan Fox!
Girl #2: What?! I thought he was gay!
Girl #1: Apparently he's straightballs.
Girl #2: No what?
Girl #1: He started talking about how he wants to be in bed with Megan Fox!
Girl #2: What?! I thought he was gay!
Girl #1: Apparently he's straightballs.
by Gays are friends not food October 4, 2009
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