stoner's night

An evening chiefly designated for, and defined by the recreational consumption of cannabis. The night may entail other pleasures such as those of the flesh, entertainment (television or otherwise), and/or food/candy, but these are all secondary to the enjoyment of cannabis.

I've picked up several pre-rolls, chosen a film to enjoy, and stocked the kitchen with chilled natty wine, snacks, candy, and pizza. It's going to be a classic stoner's night.

by billyTK August 3, 2021

A Stoner's Riddle

While a riddle is a sentence that you need to decipher to find the meaning. A Stoner's Riddle is where you just need to remember what the hell you were talking about less than 30 seconds ago!

Davey: What was I just talking about?
Becky: Shit, can't remember. It's a Stoner's Riddle Davey!
Davey: Hahaha

by Becky & Davey December 21, 2021

Stoner's Stomach

When your stomach doesn't feel like consuming any consumables until you get high

My stomach hurts, I got stoner's stomach. We need to go smoke so I can eat.

by Jason's asshole March 10, 2018

stoner's lap

One who is high and has everything they carry with them on their lap and do not remember how it got there. Coming to realization, that everything is piled on their lap.

Guy 1: "dude why do I have so much shit on my lap?"
Guy 2: "dude, you have stoner's lap!"

by rayemy June 21, 2009

stoner's nap

So high on drugs to the point where your fast asleep.

Aaron smoked an excessive amount of weed yesterday and went into a stoner's nap.

by TheGamingGamer1 May 20, 2014

Stoner's Delight

A McChicken and a McDouble put into one, respectively with the McChicken in between the two patties.

"Dude I just watched Narnia and this kid had Turkish delight"
"Screw that man let's go to the magical land of McDonalds and get some Stoner's Delights!!!"
"sounds like an orgasm in your mouth"
"it is"

by SmokeyMcPot42069 February 24, 2009

stoney stoned

Stoned to the next power. Only attainable by being stoned in the first place.

"Yo are you stoned man?"
"No bro, I'm stoney stoned."
"Right on."

by Stoney Stoned March 27, 2009