The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822

In the years prior to 1822, squirrels were really busy fornicating and doing experimental drugs. This was a time that can roughly be equated to the 60's in America. Well-fare was none existent in that time and the squirrels had so many bastard babies that they couldn't feed them all. The squirrels, after realizing their mistake, took to the streets and overwhelmed the cities. People were mauled and clawed to death to sate the needs of the squirrel population. Upon receiving the news, the U.N. convened, formed a plan and developed an experimental new weapon. Taking back key areas and using the newly developed Shotgun, humans were able to turn the tide and restore the squirrel population to defeatable numbers. A treaty was signed in the year 1823, but the effects of The Great Squirrel Stampede are still felt today.

"Dad, is it true that some men had their nuts gnawed off during The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822?"

"Get the shotgun, Jimmy! Those squirrely fucks are stampeding again! I hope it's not a repeat of The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822."

by ChodeRash January 14, 2015

Vash The Stampede

Donut-eating crybaby pacifist from Trigun.... gotta love him!

I just want to hug him and squeeze and kiss him and snuggle him.... ack, Shawn getta hold of yourself!

by Shawn B. August 17, 2003

minority stampede

The act of arabic or black men impulsively joining in a fight for the sole reason of attacking someone of another race.

Ed: Johnny and Ahmed fought it out yesterday after school on the football field.

Steve: Oh yeah? Who won?

Ed: Well, Johnny was kicking his ass....but then a dozen or so camels jumped in and beat the crap out of him. Damn minority stampede.....

Steve: So much for a fair fight.

by TimmyVD April 30, 2007

Stomped

when a skateboarding trick it popped and caught mid air, then the persons feet push down stomping the board to the ground.

- "holy tits, did you just see that heelflip?"

- "yah, he stomped the shit out of it."

by G10V4NN1 August 12, 2008

Calgary Stampede

The one and only cultural event in a Calgary, Alberta Canada, the basic premise of which is men getting intimate with livesotck.

Another boring night in Calgary, is it time for the Calgary Stampede yet?

by detatchedview September 24, 2009

STAMPEDE

NYC gang known by its "crown" symbol. Wanted by the United States government for drug smuggling and taxi-related deaths.

That stampede was just grilling you.

by Oburns March 7, 2007

Stampede Shopping

Annual insanity of retailers offering 10 pieces of heavily advertised discounted items for a mob of 1000s shoppers battling through insults and bruises toward the store isles.

Usually occurring on Black Fiday.

"Last season's Stampede Shopping was regulated through a lottery system..."

by Critik2be November 27, 2012