stemma

(n.) A retard or an asshole; basically a jerk-off- most commonly used in Medford, Massachusetts
Also see hegner (hegna)

example one

Can you believe that absolute stemma had the nerve to bring a six pack of Zima and then pass out after drinking two?

example two

Person A: Did you see that hot chick with that absolute dork?

Person B: Yeah that kid does look like a stemma.

by stanley the stemma April 13, 2008

STEMlord

From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.

"Ugh, I wish Reddit wasn't full of STEMlords the entire goddamn time."

by nopeidontneedanameok December 6, 2015

Cherry Stem Knot

Being able to tie a Cherry stem with ones tongue indicates that person is great at kissing and is possibly good at giving oral sex.

Beth can tie a cherry stem knot in a knot under 30 seconds, she must great a lot kissing and blow Jobs

by Mclovin206 July 19, 2017

Sticks and Stems

1.shitty weed
2.very dry and falls apart easily
3.mostly unusable pot

"hell no man, i dont want no sticks and stems!"
"man that a'int sticky, thats sticks and stems"(coined by ludacrious)

by po-po NC April 21, 2006

STEM Academy

The Downingtown STEM academy is a place where dreams go to die. The best and brightest kids are crippled socially, choosing to live under the 'cooperative and project based environment'.

Anyone who wants to maintain a set of extracurriculars and social events will be stuck staying up until 1 AM as the teachers don't give 2 shits about your well being.

The electives are a joke, and in 11th grade you essentially have to choose a career from their pool of 5.

Your GPA will get ruined unless you study constantly. Both of the other high schools are better. Even Downingtown West.

Kid 1: Hey how are you liking the STEM Academy?

Kid 2: Well, I chugged 2 redbulls and stayed up until 1 PM doing Biology. I love it!

Kid 1: Are you sure that's healthy?

Kid 2: Well, my teacher said that 2 hours of sleep is fine for someone my age.

Kid 1: Uhh...

by ahoymeboy February 15, 2017

stem the rose

Used in the movie Brokeback Mountain. Deeply analyzed; in fact, it's a term for anal sex because of the rosebud-like appearance of the anus.

"(Jack)Twist, you guys wasn't gettin' paid to leave the dogs babysittin' the sheep while you stem the rose."

by HannahBear December 28, 2006

STEMlord

Someone that sucks the dick of STEM while shitting on other fields of study, especially liberal arts. This person worships Elon Musk, watches the Joe Rogan podcast, was probably a band kid or IS a band kid, wont shut the fuck up about cryptocurrency, identifies as a political centrist but only criticizes the left, watches Ben Shapiro, constantly complains about their work load, is socially awkward, has tons of Reddit karma, and is named Brian.

STEMlord: STEM is the future, libtard. Have fun getting your gender's study degree.
Liberal Arts major: I'm getting a history degree and I want to be a professor, STEMlord.

by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020