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adult skittle

pharmaceutically generated pill, the purpose of which is to take"the edge off" a grown up anxiety-laden event such as:

1.)colonoscopy
2.)IRS audit
3.)inlaw visit
4.)Kenny G concert
You cannot get me on a plane until I have taken my adult skittle.
by sheila in the car May 8, 2009
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shittlecake

Shittlecake is that piece of shit that dries together with your ass hair and eventually you have to rip it off... a shittlecake.
"Tom found out that a shittlecake was causing his pain when wiping so he ripped it off."

"Tampa Joe kept knocking on the bathroom door so I flicked a shittlecake at him as I left."
by jaywarp1 July 26, 2008
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skittledicking

The act of putting skittles in your foreskin before getting a blow job.
I totally gave that bitch a a skittledicking, she tasted the rainbow if you know what I mean!
by Super Man222 June 26, 2008
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foreskin skittles

The act of hoarding skittles in foreskin of penis in order to erupt a taste of flavor once penis is erect during the act of falatio.
"She didn't want to go down on me until I mentioned I had foreskin skittles."
by The degenerates March 2, 2008
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tropical skittles

a discreet way of calling someone out that they are bisexual
"yo, i didnt realize she went that way"
"yah, she eats tropical skittles"
by lilbabiey December 11, 2018
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Skittles

yo you got the skittles year i got the skittles that'll be 10 dollars
by child hood obesity March 1, 2021
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skittle sweeper

an east coast prep star that packs fat lips, rips rats downs 5 hour energies, and lies at all cost to get his dick wet.

Skittle sweepers are known to make the best itunes playlists, claim to know most bartenders, crush natty light like water and were probably recruited in high school to play college lax.

Skittle sweepers can be found bro-ing out at dave mathews concerts, watching st. elmos fire on hulu, and taking theme parties to the next level.
" Yo why don't you grab a broom, you're droppin skittles everywhere."

"dude you look like a total skittle sweeper in those cole haans.."

Friend 1: Who's that kid over there sneaking into our frat party and stealing all of our natty light?

Friend 2: I dunno, he looked like the biggest skittle sweeper ever
by UNC laxbro88 April 28, 2011
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