A very lanky woman who is very uncoordinated, and also talks extremely fast to the point that your ears feel like they are going to melt.
Damn did u catch what she just said? Hell no that girl talks way to fast. She is definately a stiff.
by franken dude December 7, 2013
Get the Stiffmug. The stiffs hang around the fruit market trying to pick up a few bucks by helping load trucks.
The stiff sat reeking in a pool of his own piss.
The stiff sat reeking in a pool of his own piss.
by Lance Rumbunto June 5, 2018
Get the Stiffmug. A person who always sticks to the rules and never goes out. A stiff never looks out side of the box.
Person 1 : Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I've got to study. Anyway, it's going to be too late.
Person 2 : C'mon, man. Stop being such a stiff!
Person 2 : C'mon, man. Stop being such a stiff!
by FromTheSkies March 3, 2016
Get the Stiffmug. A religious man who talks about God in the day but a freak in the sheets. (Also known as the energizer bunny! )He is fast as lightening and the hardest working man in America. He is stronger than Bruce Lee and can eat a thanksgiving dinner in less than 40 seconds. He says he doesn’t have time for the hermanas but weekend nights he goes to the strip clubs to preach to the hermanas the Palabra but, will deny it all. Other phrases he uses is also “Te atrapre” “CF01” as well “se acabo” and his phrase most used phrase is “mucho cuidado”
A gentleman is taking 4 hours to choose a wallet and when he finally chooses one you walk by and say “Stiff”
by The hermano March 25, 2019
Get the Stiffmug. those with extremely little imagination that label the more imaginative as "retarded" (ie: mentally "challenged" **('politically correct!')
we knew them as the "straight people" when i was a young, budding "hop head"(1969) they were the folks who were scared "shitless" of smoking that old bad "BOO" (marijuana)
if you DARED to be an imaginative, or 'artful' kind of thinker, the stiff's were QUICK to let you know you were "not of my kind" and didn't belong !! often, they were rabid religion embracers! (TRUE god = MONEY!!) nowadays, i like to think of THEM as the "slows" !
we knew them as the "straight people" when i was a young, budding "hop head"(1969) they were the folks who were scared "shitless" of smoking that old bad "BOO" (marijuana)
if you DARED to be an imaginative, or 'artful' kind of thinker, the stiff's were QUICK to let you know you were "not of my kind" and didn't belong !! often, they were rabid religion embracers! (TRUE god = MONEY!!) nowadays, i like to think of THEM as the "slows" !
jane "cut" a HUGE belch! , and the stiffs looked at her like she was from MARS ! , we all split our sides laughing !!
it was always fun to annoy the stiffs wherever we were ! , SO easy! , and such a big YUK !!
we put a cigarette load in one of the stiffs sticks! , WHAT a laugh riot THAT was !
it was always fun to annoy the stiffs wherever we were ! , SO easy! , and such a big YUK !!
we put a cigarette load in one of the stiffs sticks! , WHAT a laugh riot THAT was !
by michael foolsley January 5, 2022
Get the stiffsmug. by cowboykidnas April 11, 2018
Get the Stiffmug.