Ivan Ang Shert Jie

A faggot who has hands drier than the Sahara's Desert sand. Due to this dryness, his hands are rougher than sandpaper, capable of smoothing wood 10x more efficient than sandpaper.

This person always has a vibrator up his ass at all times, in bed, at lunch and even while shitting. If you could measure his level of faggotness, it would go through the roof. Twice.

You: So who's coming to the party?
Friend: Ivan Ang Shert Jie, Clarence, Daniel, Dickson, Brandon and some other fat dude named Hao Wei.
You: Oh fuck Ivan's coming.
Friend: Yeah his mom screamed at me to invite him.

by tissueforissues October 17, 2018

Shit Starter

A person who likes to stir pots of trouble and cause grief. Usually this involves saying something to someone they know will upset that person.

Adrian is a shit starter for telling Cody that this chick has a nice truck, when he knows that it will upset Cody.

by M-Dawg-Draze April 27, 2017

that's a start

An ironic phrase used to describe one's reaction when events go terribly wrong. Typically used as a roast.

Friend 1: Oh fuck, she screenshotted my dick pic
Everyone else: oh, that's a start

by Old baby April 25, 2017

Sertac

One of the coolest people you could meet. Sertacs can have a fiery temper, but deep down have a heart of gold. Always very handsome, but can be extremely shy. Even though they seem confusing and moody at first, once you have a Sertac for a friend your life will feel complete. They'll defend you in any fight and will always want the best for you. If a Sertac is sweet on you, consider yourself very lucky.

That Sertac is one sexy beast!

by VanPep December 31, 2013

Startocaster

Cheap, typically Korean-manufactured "starter guitars" based on the iconic Stratocaster archetype. Startocasters tend to be of low build quality and manufactured of inferior parts. Some of them do make halfway decent project guitars, though.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Johnny got a Strat? I wish I got that lucky with my first guitar"

Person 2: "It's a Strat in name only-I bet it's just some Korean Startocaster"

"Yeah, this Squier may sound rough now, but you just wait until I've replaced the stock tuning machines with Sperzels, the saddles with Graph Techs, and the pickups with Fender 54s."

by let's talk better mileage May 18, 2010

Start the Bus

An event, game, or relationship is nearing it's end, time to exit

The Giants are up by 3 touchdowns with 30 seconds to go? Start the bus.

by Violettomahawk July 23, 2015

startlefuck

When you are suddenly and unexpectedly entered by someone with a full-blown erection.

To startlefuck a person right, you can’t let on that you are plotting anything.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2018