stepping on a duck

the fart that comes out making a "QUACK" noise

ummm hortense? did u step on a duck?
no... it was yo momma!

by Neo December 25, 2003

stepping on their necks

Dressed very sharply or looking nice and spiffy.

Her: Jim looks really nice today

Him: He's real spiffy out here stepping on their necks

by Necavelli September 14, 2017

stepping on toes

when you like a person or with a person and your friend starts to like/ or hook up with the person you are dating.

"jimmy is totaly steppin on toes, he knows that steve likes amy."

by - May 5, 2004

stepping on my nuts

aggressively proving a point that is completely false in order to falsify a truth.

Quit stepping on my nuts with that information. I know the right answer and it isn't what you are telling me.

by imstoneybologna October 7, 2015

stepping in post holes

Being so drunk, yet walking as carefully as possible. Its so drunk t is as if you are stepping in unseen holes with heavy staggering, massive dips and sways, side lunging and a lot of losing and attempting to regain balance.

Bob was so shitfaced when he walked from his car he was stepping in post holes for about 20 feet and finally did a face plant. Perhaps he should not have been driving.

by A GuyVegan October 15, 2017

stepping on a jellyfish

doing something really stupid to impress someone even though what you are doing is the epitome of not cool. Usually applied to dudes trying to show off in front of pretty girls, but can be applied to anyone who thinks something incredibly foolish is actually impressive.

Don was totally stepping on a jellyfish for Janet last weekend. He ate 67 hot dogs in one sitting.

by Asynkronus January 24, 2018

stepping on cheetos

Essentially the epitome of high school. No other time in life does one constantly step on food every time they walk besides in the awkward stage of high school. Cheetos specifically pertain to high school, seeing as they are just about the most juvenile snack someone can crunch on. The word can also refer to any other ridiculous aspect of life which is unique to a high school campus.

Nicole: "Ew,I just stepped on a cheeto or something."
Sara: "What other time in life do you step on cheetos?"
Nicole: "That's all high school is: Stepping on Cheetos."
Sara: "Get me out of here."

by Sara Keith April 8, 2009