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Steak is the word used for someone who is basically a meat head. The word steak is an extension of the definition of the word meat head and both words can define people who are jocks, but mentally are not the most talented. A steak can also just be one of the slowest most idiotic people you know, or an insult to make fun of your friend for being slow.
Girl: Wait, what time is it? Is it 2:45?
Boy: Yeah, you came in here 15 minutes ago.
Girl: WHAT, oh my god, I my basketball practice started 15 minutes ago! How did I not realize, I've just been sitting here taking to you!
**Girl runs out**
Boy: Dude, that girl is such a steak. How does she even manage her life.
steak by mxkidhayy22 July 21, 2009
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a cut of meat from a farm animal; when in all caps, a woman's vagina.
Hot waitress: Hey, would you like some steak?
Male: Shit, bitch, gimme some STEAK!
Steak by Rzeno May 25, 2003
A steak is a hot guy. there are three levels of steak, veal, steak, and brisket. A veal is a hot younger boy, a steak is a hot marinated young man, and a brisket is a handsome older man.
when you see a strikingly gorgeous guy, you tell your friend "look at that steak!"
steak by effie June 20, 2004
Athletic buttocks which cause admirers to drool like dogs looking at steak.
I'd love to pound that steak.
Steak by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006
A very awesome and insane multi-purpose word.
Guy 1- Dude, I Totally Just Did Something Good With My Life!

Guy 2- Dude.... Steak!
Steak by Very Cool Guy April 30, 2005
1. A fine dude that got everything a lady want
2. A guy that got it so good a girl just wants to take a bite
I met me a steak today. Had ta get at that.
Steak by Lee.Lee April 9, 2006
To steal.
I think i'll steak that iPhone from that old vulnerable man.
Steak by 3milyH July 31, 2011