Stanners

A fat idiot with a head the shape of a Tic-Tac and a brain the size of one. (And is super hard)

Hard-man Stanners is here!

by Somebody called person October 10, 2018

The stainer

variation of the shocker where you put the index finger in the vagina and 3 fingers in her anus while stimulating the woman's clitoris with your thumb.

Damn that girl left shit on my knuckles after I gave her "the stainer".

by J. Jonah Jameson May 31, 2009

bowl stainer

brown streaks left in the bowl after taking a crap

I peered into the stall and saw one of my coworkers bowl staining.

by brian meade February 20, 2004

Starner pretzel

The act of in which one wraps a woman into a pretzel and she pisses all over him

Last night I put her in the starner pretzel and then my parents kicked me outta my house

by Cfbbcc January 19, 2021

poo stainer

A person who exhibits bratty or obnoxious behavior, often for no legitimate reason. Can also be shortened to 'stainer.'

"Then he said, 'I don't have time to email you! Football is a 12-hour-a-day job!'"
"Eric is such a poo stainer."

by HarryPi September 11, 2009

Stainer

A person who is so unforgivably smelly that they become offensive to the people around them. They no longer become something like a gas, they are a stainer.

"Debbie was so smelly today, she was such a stainer"

by HeyoPotatoe December 13, 2014

starnered

To argue in both a non-sensical and childish way, usually starting with incessantly picking at a person until he explodes.
At the end of the argument, nothing is solved and the person who started it (the starnerizer) acts like he doesn't know why the other person is furious. The furious party is dumbfounded at both the starnerizer's feigned ignorance that he even started an argument as well as the starnerizer's endless inability to resolve most any issue that a normal, rational person easily could.

Sadly, starnerizers need serious cognitive therapy but, of course, stubbornly refuse to get it. Even if he would, he would end up starnering the therapist; yes, he could even push a trained mental health professional into a war of meaningless verbal vollies.

My bf starnered me last night. I am so pissed that I think a blood vessel popped in my eye.

by WoodsWhoak March 3, 2010