Using FB status update to : 1)get the load off ur chest 2)speak ur mind 3 inform an uncaring population about your problems 4)ignite feuds from way back
Mary left a status update on her FB page saying :Mary is so glad she doesnt have to deal with Bobby's premature ejaculation anymore. Good luck, Sarah, you man-stealing whore!!! mARY'S GOT statusopera on her mind
by samabee July 12, 2009
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Flipping through your friends status updates and being happy at the great mix of new videos, links, and other blips of information from the collective friendbrain
“I was totally statusfied with the plethora of Charlie Sheen quotes I learned today from cruising the Facebook news feed.”
by Amalia Lylian March 22, 2011
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by kimmime April 28, 2011
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prejudiced against or antagonistic toward a statue, sculpture, or memorial slabs often on the basis of it's perceived relationship to particularly undesirable concepts, usually those that trigger SJWs or leftists.
noun:
a person who is prejudiced against or antagonistic toward statues or memorials of any kind often on the basis of it's perceived relationship to particularly undesirable concepts, usually those that trigger SJWs or leftists.
prejudiced against or antagonistic toward a statue, sculpture, or memorial slabs often on the basis of it's perceived relationship to particularly undesirable concepts, usually those that trigger SJWs or leftists.
noun:
a person who is prejudiced against or antagonistic toward statues or memorials of any kind often on the basis of it's perceived relationship to particularly undesirable concepts, usually those that trigger SJWs or leftists.
adj: "The heck's wrong with those darn statuist kids?! They desecrated all over that there WWII monument!!"
noun: "Christopher Columbus statues have been beheaded & pulled down by vicious statuists all across America"
noun: "Christopher Columbus statues have been beheaded & pulled down by vicious statuists all across America"
by 8ofSpades December 3, 2020
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I noticed when Jacob sees anouther car in traffic with anouther states license plate he gets quite aggravated. I think he's becoming "statesist".
by Crobx2 August 23, 2023
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1. Someone who books endless “quick syncs” to ask you what you’re doing, then immediately reports your work as their progress to look important. Basically, a human status dashboard that charges per meeting.
2. Adds zero value to engineering, design, or timelines—unless you count delaying the project so they can host more meetings. If productivity was a crime, they’d have the perfect alibi.
1. Someone who books endless “quick syncs” to ask you what you’re doing, then immediately reports your work as their progress to look important. Basically, a human status dashboard that charges per meeting.
2. Adds zero value to engineering, design, or timelines—unless you count delaying the project so they can host more meetings. If productivity was a crime, they’d have the perfect alibi.
“I spent 45 minutes updating Clark in a meeting he scheduled just so he could update his boss five minutes later. Dude’s a total statusbeggar.”
“Whenever Mutlui asks for a ‘quick update,’ I know she’s about to present my slide deck to leadership again.”
“Whenever Mutlui asks for a ‘quick update,’ I know she’s about to present my slide deck to leadership again.”
by floatingsidewalk November 4, 2025
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