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Statue

A statue is a sculpture, representing one or more people or animals (including abstract concepts allegorically represented as people or animals), free-standing (as opposed to a relief) and normally full-length (as opposed to a bust) and at least close to life-size, or larger.

A small statue, usually small enough to be picked up, is called a statuette or figurine, while one that is more than twice life-size is called a colossal statue.

The definition of a statue is not always clear-cut; equestrian statues, of a person on a horse, are certainly included, and in many cases, such as a Madonna and Child or a Pietà, a sculpture of two people will also be.
Statues have been produced in many cultures from prehistory to the present; the oldest known statue dating to about 30,000 years ago. The world's tallest statue, Spring Temple Buddha, is 128 metres (420 ft), and is located in Lushan County, Henan, China.
by JONNY WAS GOODE July 21, 2017
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Statue of Limitations

The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.
Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.
by QuacksO July 12, 2018
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cum statue

When a person gets cummed on from all directions and then stands still for long enough that the cum hardens and then they can't move, like a statue.
Janine passed out partway through the orgy. When she woke up, she was a total cum statue.
by LRockizzle June 21, 2016
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hello statue

Slang for old fashioned telephone. In the Deep South, when it rang, a servant would pick up the receiver and say hello, isdatyou?
It rings, the answers picks up handle and says hello statue (is dat you)?
by Forresttrump April 19, 2017
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Paint me like one of your Greek Statues

What Zeus says to Ganymede when he wants to be drawn. He usually wears a necklace made of spaghet when being painted like a Greek Statue
"Paint me like one of your Greek statues," Zeus whispered to Ganymede as he fiddled with his necklace of spaghet.
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Stated

An obese kid who had multiple necks who had a record of 0-75 and counting with girls.
Also drinks coke as water and usually smells like kakapoop.
Guess what, I found myself a stated
by XxxobesityiskeyXxx November 24, 2020
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Old Marble Statue

When a man ties a girl to a chair and then pours a bag of semen that he has collected all over her face and body. Then he leaves her in a closet to let the semen dry. Then, if executed correctly, the girl should resemble an old marble statue.
"Ah man I have been saving this bag of semen for so long. I can't wait to do the Old Marble Statue with my girl."

"Just remember not to leave her in the closet for too long because then she will start to turn yellow and the majesticness of the marble statue is ruined."
by diarrhea mouth? January 5, 2010
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