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Barney Stinson

Someone who has achieved great success in business, athletics, and personal relationships and has been a great inspiration to many people. Someone who advises their admirers by saying that success is a state of mind and that there are no limits to success. Someone who seems like a bold risk-taker but doesn't do anything because doing things gets you fired. Someone who has dared to go past the possible all of their life, even further than the impossible, to the place where the possible and impossible meet to become the possimpible. Someone who goes even further than the possimpible to achieve the impossimpible. Someone who tells everyone that everything and nothing is possimpible. Someone who has both creativity and vision, visativity.
A guy who is awesome does not sing songs about themselves becuase that would be really lame. Someone who has many admirers, one of whom sings a song about them as they all think that he is awesome.

Someone who is awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awesome. Awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome.............
OMG, that really awesome guy has a playbook. He must be a Barney Stinson.
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Craig Swanson

The definition of virgin.
Has no friends and thinks old tik tok trends are funny.
His microscopic willy really shows when he talks about little kids.
by Seamus Jewson April 20, 2022
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Barney Stinson

Ted: Barney-
Barney Stinson: This isn't barney. But I hear that guy's awesome.
by BarnacleStinson January 21, 2011
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stantonian

Something initially purported to be much greater than it is, with the result that it ends up being much less than it should be.
"The pitch to Stanton — Drilled, there it goes! Deep to left! It is high, it is far, it is gone! Out of the ballpark! A Stantonian home run!"

*Awkward pause*

"Now. What did I do wrong? What did I see wrong? He's at first base."
by philologista October 6, 2021
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dansby swanson

Dansby Swanson is one FINE ASS man. He plays baseball for the Atlanta braves and I you go to a game and see his faced you will be BLESSED. This boy also has the best ass in the MLB (fuckin try me) and he looks like a model. So far the mans is single. (2018) he is in the class AAA because he's such a fine ass shortstop and he has a BUNCH of fangirls. Most of them girls that go to a braves game are there for dansby.
Who's that fine shortstop?
Oh that's dansby Swanson
Wow
by cameronswanson July 15, 2018
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Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something

A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.
GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(
by Stinson Beach August 2, 2011
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Swanson's dinner

a cheap TV dinner that's actually pretty decent
I got a Swanson's dinner in the freezer with yo name on it.
by Nick D February 27, 2003
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