The sexual act of defecating onto the top of your partner's head and then proceeding to smear it across their hair using a clothing iron, leaving several smelly burn scars.
Stanley: Dude, I totally gave Cindy on of my patented Cleveland Stanley Steamers last night.
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!
by FBM Genesis November 13, 2011
Get the Cleveland Stanley Steamermug. When a revolting, repellent, repulsive, sickening, nauseating, nauseous, stomach-churning dump is eradicated from the body of a male of greater than or equal to 74 inches tall while a female is taking a hot and steamy shower. This must occur while in Stanley Idaho and in a bathroom without ventilation.
by concerned_frind_of_emily December 6, 2018
Get the Stanley Steamer 2.0mug. A sexual act; to which a female will defecate into her hand, and slap her lover across the face during intercourse.
by fullbodyterrets September 28, 2009
Get the slapping stanley steamermug. Verb: The act of pouring steaming hot coffee into your partners asshole, and ejaculating endlessly inside their ass till the coffee and ejaculate mix pushing it back out into your cup ready to drink.
Hey man what did you have for breakfast? Ah, I just had a hot cup of Stanley Steamers coffee creamer ... My wife is in the e.r.
by M.T. Sinjac November 28, 2015
Get the Stanley Steamers Coffee Creamermug. I was having sex with Betty, when it dawned on me that a Stanley Steamer would top off the experience.
by Steve Hancock December 14, 2008
Get the Stanley Steamermug. It is like a Dutch oven but instead of farting and covering a person with the bedsheets, you shit on their face and cover them with the blankets.
by Bosnian Jesus October 6, 2021
Get the Stanley Steamermug. When you are fucking a dude and have to take a shit. You stop penetrating the asshole and shit from his belly button all the way to his nose. Making sure to smear it all over his mouth.
by hash@55daddie December 6, 2018
Get the Stanley Steamermug.