A term for a person who compulsively seeks a specific person’s flatulence, usually someone whom they wish to own or control.
That guy is a convicted fart stalker, all of his exes have had to endure his disgusting and uncontrollable habit.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
Get the fart stalker mug.1. Having an unexplainable crush on somebody you don't know personally; perhaps a friend of a friend.
2. Liking somebody just by looking through their facebook/myspace profile.
2. Liking somebody just by looking through their facebook/myspace profile.
"Oh my gosh, I totally have a stalker crush on that kid in my Biology class. I've never spoken a word to him!"
"I soo have a stalker crush on my sisters friend!"
"I soo have a stalker crush on my sisters friend!"
by Michika January 3, 2009
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A person who goes through all the comments to troll because their only purpose in life is to correct people instead of seeing a therapist themselves.
Why is she only a comment stalker to my comment on this post? Don't I also have a right to my opinion?
by Leointhehouse March 22, 2016
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Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog
Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog
by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004
Get the I believe you have my stapler mug.Yeah my phone has been acting weird, I think that guy I went on a date with might be a celery stalker.
by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020
Get the Celery Stalker mug.Facebook's newest annoyance. It's the little box above your online friends that tells you every little thing that all of your friends do on facebook.
by Jsantos914 September 21, 2011
Get the Stalker Box mug.A stalker is someone who knows all about one person, yet the other person knows nothing about them. Stalkers find out their victim's phone number, address, family members' names and ages, etc. They follow them around school, try to listen in on their conversations, check their profile online, and make it their goal to find out as much information about their victim as possible. Stalkers are very creepy.
Jacob: UGH!!! It's that girl again! How does she find me everywhere!?
Brian: Dude, she's definitely a stalker.
Brian: Dude, she's definitely a stalker.
by yesiamcrazy November 13, 2011
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