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Stalk Stare 

The act in which one would engage in a deep stare with the person they are stalking. An accomplished stalker would not defect from the stare if the person they are stalk staring looks at them.

Some Stalkers have been known to stalk stare for hours at a time without blinking.

Sometimes the "stalk" in stalk stare is replaced by the codename for the person you are stalking.
1: I had a good KitkKat stare today.
2: I stalk stared him earlier and i saw him say "shes freaking me out"!
Stalk Stare by Stalker424 November 29, 2009
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1) used to describe stopping by your friend's work at random hours of the night just to say hi.

2) an unexpected visit from someone (maybe a stalker) who has a crush on you.
1) Last night, Mike showed up at work around midnight for a stalk by. It freaked me out!

2) MW: I'm going to be bowling tonight, what are you doing?

RC: not much man... just working... stalk by after bowling?

MW: you bet!
stalk by by RENZthe April 1, 2010

stalk booking 

stalking via facebook; you've all done it. looking a little to hard for that sexy co-worker, or ex-whatever...
can't wait to start stalk booking these hotties.
stalk booking by the real mr t. January 13, 2009

stalk-texting 

What people do when they first start texting you. Gets annoying to BOTH of the people.
Joe: Hey it's Joe
Bob: Oh hey
Joe: So do you um, like videogames?
Bob: yeah.
Joe: Football?
Joe: Baseball?
Five minutes later...
Joe: Play any sports?
Next day....
Bob: Stop stalk-texting me.
Joe: ikr?
stalk-texting by xevilivex October 21, 2011
A pastime by which tacos are obtained, and consumed while stalking someone in a bush.
Did you see that new girl, I think I might go stalk-o her later.
Stalk-O by Stalk-o INC. May 26, 2021

stalk - flattered 

the act of being flattered by ones creepy stalking actions and/or words directed at you.
delia - omg so jake said he's going to surprise me with flowers...which is weird because i never see him?

jody - does he ever see you?

delia - yeah he said he knows my whole schedule! isn't that cute?

jody - dude don't be so stalk - flattered...
stalk - flattered by mylove2011 December 20, 2010

stalk block 

this occurs when the person you're trying to stalk on facebook doesn't have their photos on public.

similar to a cock block.
Jessica: ugh Tiffany doesn't have her photos on public. now i can't see them ;~;

Taeyeon: omg what a stalk block!!!!!111!!!@!`%^&
stalk block by TOFUck September 30, 2011