The guy at work who always flexes about taking the stairs. Usually a middle aged male who could star in a commercial for viagra, arthritis meds, or cholesterol pills.
Random dude waiting on elevator: “Hey what’s up.”
Stairs guy: “I’ll race you”
Stairs guy starts speed walking towards the stairs.
Stairs guy: “I’ll race you”
Stairs guy starts speed walking towards the stairs.
by Normalelevatorguy January 27, 2023
Get the Stairs Guymug. noun - a set of stairs toward located in a part of the house that makes it easier for someone to escape
Person A: what are you doing tonight?
Person B: I think I'm just gonna chill in my room
10 minutes later...
Person A: he's not in his room and his scooter is gone! We've been duped!
Person C: how did he leave without us knowing?
Person A: he must have used the dupe stairs!
Person B: I think I'm just gonna chill in my room
10 minutes later...
Person A: he's not in his room and his scooter is gone! We've been duped!
Person C: how did he leave without us knowing?
Person A: he must have used the dupe stairs!
by thedupemaster July 6, 2017
Get the dupe stairsmug. While at school or any other public place, while experiencing massive magnet balls, one will step 3 or 4 steps up thus, relieving the magnet balls in a not so obvious way.
Tom: Dude why the hell are you stepping up the stairs so high?
Joey: Well, when you have magnet balls, you can relieve them by stair separation so it aint so obvious
Joey: Well, when you have magnet balls, you can relieve them by stair separation so it aint so obvious
by Camera1 April 10, 2011
Get the Stair Separationmug. by peter griffin's estranged dad December 5, 2022
Get the gay stairsmug. by Astupidwhiteboy September 28, 2017
Get the Clank Stairsmug. Doggystyle Intercourse on top of a flight of stairs, when the male knocks out the feemale's arms and rides her the entire way down.
Also see bobsled.
Also see bobsled.
by Josh Aussems March 25, 2005
Get the Stair Mastermug. a nice, steep flight of stairs that would enable an effective tumble to successfully abort an unwanted fetus
"If you really loved me, you would let me push you down these stairs and everything would go back to normal."
"Jazzle, those are nice abortion stairs."
"Jazzle, I need to come over..."
"Jazzle, those are nice abortion stairs."
"Jazzle, I need to come over..."
by papschmear November 4, 2008
Get the abortion stairsmug.