The guy at work who always flexes about taking the stairs. Usually a middle aged male who could star in a commercial for viagra, arthritis meds, or cholesterol pills.
Random dude waiting on elevator: “Hey what’s up.”
Stairs guy: “I’ll race you”
Stairs guy starts speed walking towards the stairs.
Stairs guy: “I’ll race you”
Stairs guy starts speed walking towards the stairs.
by Normalelevatorguy January 27, 2023
"jesus these clank stairs"
by Astupidwhiteboy September 28, 2017
by peter griffin's estranged dad December 06, 2022
Phrase used by Whitman-Hanson kids to describe weird ass people who fuck and do other sexual activities under the stairs of the school
by TheWhitmanKGeneral November 26, 2019
noun - a set of stairs toward located in a part of the house that makes it easier for someone to escape
Person A: what are you doing tonight?
Person B: I think I'm just gonna chill in my room
10 minutes later...
Person A: he's not in his room and his scooter is gone! We've been duped!
Person C: how did he leave without us knowing?
Person A: he must have used the dupe stairs!
Person B: I think I'm just gonna chill in my room
10 minutes later...
Person A: he's not in his room and his scooter is gone! We've been duped!
Person C: how did he leave without us knowing?
Person A: he must have used the dupe stairs!
by thedupemaster July 06, 2017
Doggystyle Intercourse on top of a flight of stairs, when the male knocks out the feemale's arms and rides her the entire way down.
Also see bobsled.
Also see bobsled.
by Josh Aussems March 26, 2005
a nice, steep flight of stairs that would enable an effective tumble to successfully abort an unwanted fetus
"If you really loved me, you would let me push you down these stairs and everything would go back to normal."
"Jazzle, those are nice abortion stairs."
"Jazzle, I need to come over..."
"Jazzle, those are nice abortion stairs."
"Jazzle, I need to come over..."
by papschmear September 23, 2008